So why hasn't martial law been declared and Obama turned into a reptilian lizard at this point?

a reply to: Maskander

Because these forums eat hyperbole up. Then get mad at you when you call them on it.

Alex Jones still has an inventory of snake oil and other goodies, once that it has depleted the world will end.

Obama isnt pushing for Martial law, he is pushing to be able to declare a state of emergency so we cant have another election in which case he gets to keep being President. Just wait.

a reply to: TheTardis

This is so funny! I've been saying since 2008 that Obama would be our first 3 term president LoL

Because most people's lives are so boring and uneventful, they live for fantasies where the POTUS is a reptilian in disguise and Martial law is going to be declared everyday. Most people can't face reality where the mundane is commonplace. Instead of discerning where conspiracies may exist in SOME instances, a lot of people that frequent sites like ATS think that EVERYTHING that occurs is a conspiracy. Like the Taiwanese airplane crash yesterday, I saw where some people said the footage was a CGI hoax. Hey folks, newsflash, believe it or not, mechanical problems do occur and there caught on dashcams. Those people need to get out of mom's basement and into the real world. And most people on here wouldn't know the first thing to do if a SHTF scenario were to occur, even though they say to bring it on. Very few people are truly prepped and know how to survive. Be careful what you wish for.

a reply to: UnBreakable

SHTF is an escape from the mundane boring reality of existence. I personally don't care if I survive it or not, I just want the status quo to go up in one giant mushroom cloud.

originally posted by: Maskander
I used to be really into these forums and I ate up everything you guys said. From all the conspiracies about drone strikes and martial law being declared to there being some kind of attack at the RNC and veterans being slaughertered while outside protesting to ron paul becoming president. NONE of that came true. So I'm coming here back to you guys to ask you why Obama hasn't revealed himself to be the antichrist and why am I still able to eat cheetos and mountain dew in the comfort of my room and play world of warcraft?

Don't worry about any of it, the Cheetos, Mountain Dew and Warcraft have achieved the effect desired by the Dark side and the ability to think critically has been destroyed.

a reply to: TheTardis

Lol that's what they said about Clinton and Bush. Isn't gonna happen either.

originally posted by: MaskanderI ate up everything you guys said.

ate up everything you guys said
My signature says it all..

originally posted by: Krazysh0t
a reply to: Maskander

Because these forums eat hyperbole up. Then get mad at you when you call them on it.

Prove to me President Obama isn't a shapeshifting reptilian.
Prove to me we aren't living under some secret form of Marshal Law.

Alternative ideas and conspiracy theories are oh-so-kewl to believe in, that they must be true. The converse is just too boring to be true (who wants boring?). So until you can prove these alternative ideas and conspiracy theories are not true, I will go on believing with all of my heart that they are true, because it's "kewl".

Beliefs are relative... people who laugh at Obama = satan can 'believe' in the paranormal, people who believe in a personal "helicopter" god laugh at belief in aliens, etc., etc....

It's my firm belief that one should believe in nothing but their ignorance and laughter... and expect the unexpected on rare occasions. Only then might one be right sometimes.

...So this morning I went outside and was instantly harassed by two national guardsmen in full Chemical weapons protective gear. They asked me to show them my papers or go back inside. "Papers?" I said, "All I have is my driver's license." They tased me and repeatedly kicked me in the ribs until I lost consciousness. When I came back to consciousness, I was in the back of an old Chevy truck full of Mexicans and we were driving into the center of town.

"What Happened?" I asked.

"Amigo," an old man said moving next to me. "How long has it been since you've been outside?"

"Months," I replied.

He explained:

"Well as you know Obama opened up the borders and we Mexicans came up and took over your country. Latin from the 6th century Italy, is the national language now. I know, I know...you think that's impossible because of your constitution, but Obama destroyed that. He actually shredded the original document. Yes, he's a reptilian, just like his buddy George."

"Oh my god! But where are we going right now?" I asked

"A public execution. It's mandatory. Once Obama put in his socialist/communist healthcare plan to take over the world, there are death squads for the elderly and sick every day. Usually firing squad. "

The truck was bouncing around uncontrollably in pot hole after pot hole. I looked over the edge of the truck to see many workers as far as the eye could see, digging holes in the road, knocking over signs and lights and ripping up shrubberies.

"What?"

"Well, Amigo, you know when they kept saying that Obama was destroying America. He finally is...every inch of it!"

I screamed!

Then I woke up and actually looked outside. We're good. LOL

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: TheTardis

This is so funny! I've been saying since 2008 that Obama would be our first 3 term president LoL

Franklin D. Roosevelt was our first 3 term president. He actually won his 4th term but passed away a year into it.

Not to derail just keeping facts straight.

Who the hell is Obama? Bush declared martial law in 2008 and we haven't had an election since.

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: TheTardis

This is so funny! I've been saying since 2008 that Obama would be our first 3 term president LoL

Funny that, you show your ignorance of US politics, Franklin Roosevelt was elected for 3 terms...

originally posted by: hellobruce

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: TheTardis

This is so funny! I've been saying since 2008 that Obama would be our first 3 term president LoL

Funny that, you show your ignorance of US politics, Franklin Roosevelt was elected for 3 terms...

NO !!

FDR got a 4th term !!!!

I think it's all still going down, just a long drawn out process. We had the Boston marathon tragedy that seemed to usher in a total martial law trial run. The civil unrest that came along with Ferguson or Bundy, militias threatening.....Weather seems weirder each year, we haven't had a massive earthquake in awhile. There is always the probability of an asteroid of doom. I say enjoy your wow and Cheetos while you can because we're heading somewhere and I don't think it's in a better direction. At this point total destruction may be the only solution.

a reply to: Maskander

For the same reason that GW didn't declare war on Iran and invade it as an excuse to declare martial law and cancel the elections?

don't ever quit your day job until you're fired

a reply to: Maskander

originally posted by: GENERAL EYES
If this is Martial Law I'm slightly upset.

I was led to believe the streets would be swarming with tall, handsome men in uniform.

A soldier on every block keeping watchful eye on the citizens and helping elderly ladies cross the street.

Talk about a massive let down.

True, true......I keep saying we need a better class of NWO TPTB....these ones are just useless...letting down their masks so we can see they are lizards, spaying chemtrails that can actually be seen, martial law that isn't actually declared, banning guns without doing anything about it.....WTF is going on here? My dead grandmother could organise better repression!!!