I am a bad person because...

The festive season is upon us but for me Christmas day is over and the next big one is new years day.

As a time for reflection before we look to the new year as people is there a fault or failing you would like to admit to.

Maybe by saying it yourself you would encourage others to share there faults and we could all be better people for it?

a reply to: nonspecific

I've consistently lied to my children about Santa Claus. Shame, shame, shame on me.

I also started smoking again after having quit for a good bit of time. Oh, and I had a bit too much to drink, got way too competitive and spent too much money participating in on an online auction on Christmas Eve (even though I did get a bunch of good deals.)

I'm a sucky human being.

Oh yeah, and I don't recycle anything. (sort of kidding but, not really) Like I said....I suck as a human being.

a reply to: MagesticEsoteric

Like I said....I suck as a human being.

Admitting that makes you human, not suckey…

I am a know it all.

a reply to: nonspecific

I bought donuts the other day and ate six of them in one setting. Then I got grease on my favorite pairs of pants...only to realize there was also donut on there.

Other than that, I don't think I'm a bad person. I try my best as a rule and don't hold onto the woulda, coulda, shoulda as there is no point. Cept in the case of those donuts. That was a bad idea, holidays or not.

originally posted by: intrptr
a reply to: MagesticEsoteric

Like I said....I suck as a human being.

Admitting that makes you human, not suckey…

I am a know it all.

Bwaaahhh haaa haaa!

Is that why you are a bad person?

Because you are a self professed "know it all"? lol!

I really did spend too much money on Christmas Eve....while somewhat slightly intoxicated. Well, let's be honest, I was borderline drunk.

Okay, I was drunk! damn it! Stop twisting my arm for the truth!

I did get good deals though. There is some righteousness in my poorly thought out actions. Right?

Crap, I've been trying to rationalize this sh*! all damn day.

I suck.

I am not a bad person. I'm F'ing awesome.

Even more so for knowing and saying that.

I assume I'm like most others, riding the ebb and flow of life.

Pobody's Nerfect. Own it, accept it and move on!

In ancient Rome, the word persona (Latin) or prosopon (πρόσωπον; Greek) originally referred to the masks worn by actors on stage. The various masks represented the various "personae" in the stage play.[1]

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Careful now..

That mask of yours has began its anti-gravity defying slow crawl downward, revealing your true features underneath that those with eyes can see.

Even folks stuck in the nose bleed seats have began taking notice.

without going into resolutions - which generally fail -
I feel like I have become a pretty negative Nelly.
Partly from going off that darn paxil this summer.
Partly the darn holidays.
darn it.

I am Heff. I am bad at being good and good at being bad - but I always do both with the best of intentions. I talk too damned much - even when my fingers are doing it.

I HATE WASHING DISHES - even when I know that I'm the one who dirtied them.

I trick my dog outside by making him think I threw a ball. He spends hours trying to find that damned invisible, non-existant ball. Not only do I do this, but I laugh at it. A lot.

I love animals but have such a compartmentalized mind that I can eat raw steak and convince myself it's a vegetable. Just a really juicy, tasty, unfathomably good bacon wrapped vegetable.

Bacon is also a vegetable.

I speak my mind - even when my lawyer is screaming for me not to and the sheriffs are charging the defendants table.

I shop at Wal Mart without shame because, let's face it - Mom and Pop can't sell me an 8 gig usb stick for four bucks.

I cheat on Wal Mart with Amazon because, let's face it - Wal Mart can't sell me the same 8 gig usb stick for two bucks.

I am a bad person because I buy the two buck USB stick and forget that they're going to add another six bucks for shipping which makes me feel horrible that I cheated on Wal Mart.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to plug this USB stick into my camera and go take pictures of my dog looking for an imaginary ball.

We do not need any negative nellys here.

Gosh darn you.

I do not know how to swear less than darn it.

Gosh!
a reply to: horseplay

Sometimes I have a temper and occasionally I'll have trouble conveying my thoughts.

I'm often very critical despite knowing the pros of the thing in question. I'm a know it all. If somebody burns me with a hot baking dish or hurts me accidentally my natural result is to curse them out. "You ssstupid ___________!" I don't mean it, just happens.

a reply to: Hefficide

oh crap that's the first time I laughed all day. Thanks Heff !
I can't believe you do that to your dog. btw snowballs are a good one too. hee hee

a reply to: nonspecific

are we allowed to say dammit?
dammit.
thats what I really wanted to say.
But I hate being yelled at by the mods. scares me.

a reply to: horseplay

You cannot say damnit damnit!

Actually you can, just not gratuituously.

I am a bad person cause I don't talk to my extended family enough.
And then I go so long with out talking to them that I don't want to deal with the 'why haven't you called' so I continue to not call.

I am also a know it all the has an issue with getting the last word in

if everybody could say it like it is as you do Hefficide then the world would be a better place.

You said it like I ask you all, to those that have not done so,

Say it it now, say it proud!

You are what you are and now is the time to say so!

a reply to: Hefficide

Heff says we can say damnit, but as far as mods go he's pretty out there.

Maybe another Mod will come along soon...

a reply to: horseplay

a reply to: nonspecific

so I don't see where you said what you thought your fault is?

not fair to start a thread about it and not fess up.
dammit.

a reply to: Hefficide

Dang it Heff!

I freaking LOVE every single post you make! Even the techy ones that I don't quite understand. ( the recent hacking ones).

You crack me up!

Oh, and if you don't change your avatar soon, my hubbie is going to start getting really suspicious. He knows I spend way too much time online (ATS mostly) and also knows about my infatuation with Darryl D. (please don't ever change your avatar)



Walmart vs Amazon - which is the lesser of two evils? I mean, really? I won't judge ya.

a reply to: Hefficide

I trick my dog outside by making him think I threw a ball. He spends hours trying to find that damned invisible, non-existant ball. Not only do I do this, but I laugh at it. A lot.

I try tricking my cat inside in the same manner (only replacing the ball with his toy mouse) but it only takes about 5 seconds for him to see through my ruse and return slightly agitated.

Agitated enough to hide in waiting for the soul purpose of biting my unsuspecting ankles..