Whats the most unusual thing you ever had to do at work?

originally posted by: nonspecific
It's stories like that that make life worth living, I bet no one believed you when you got back!

I knew a guy that set up as a naked handyman, he charged £100 an hour ( a serious amount of money back then) to visit rich high powered ladies and gentlemen and perform basic jobs and housework wearing just a tool belt.

He gave it up in the end as he found it just to wierd.


a reply to: seeker1963

Honestly? It was one of the BEST jobs I every had!

I only did it for 6 months or so and had to stop due to Army things, but yea, I have many strange and many exciting situations happen that to this day, I think back on with a smile!

a reply to: nonspecific

I had to expose myself while being observed giving a urine sample for drug testing.

I had to turn on the sink facet to help me along ala Tyler Durden in Fight Club.

If I remember correctly it was mainly due to a couple of elderly customers wanting him to go beyond the terms of his contract as It were.

As you say it's good to look back, I do not regret being paid to cover porn stars in baby oil.

a reply to: seeker1963

To prove my point I have just remembered that I once had to appear in a german adult magazine Member in hand portraying a voyuer hiding behind a tree.

a reply to: Grovit

I had to tell a deaf woman to shut up.
No I am not joking.

Being asked to pose naked for a photo shoot in an elevator with a half naked woman.
I declined.

Having to grab a lost 6 foot pissed off snake from underneath a radiator and get him into a pillow case.

Having a cop ask me if I can pick a lock...which I did.


I really could go on and on.
17 years worth of this stuff.

originally posted by: DrumsRfun




Being asked to pose naked for a photo shoot in an elevator with a half naked woman.
I declined.

we talking half naked precious or half naked scarlett jo
just trying to understand

Nudity, snakes and political incorrectness?

I say carry on.

a reply to: DrumsRfun

a reply to: nonspecific

I was at one time a receptionist for a insurance adjusting firm. One day it was the office manager's birthday.

I had to sit and watch several male strippers; dance in the office...take off their clothes and throw balloons around.

You should have sued and lived out your days in luxury!

a reply to: caladonea

a reply to: nonspecific

Don't get me wrong....I enjoyed the view!

a reply to: Grovit

She was hot,I just don't cross the lines between business and pleasure....they're business so thats a BIG NO.

originally posted by: DrumsRfun


She was hot,

so precious
gotcha

a reply to: nonspecific

This story is more stupid than unusual, but here goes...

My previous boss had a large fruit plantation and I told him that a very wealthy and well known company would pay good money to strip the trees so they can make juice. But instead of taking my advice (because the boss is always right) he actually paid someone else to pick the fruit. I estimated the profit to be at least 6k a season.

I also offered to design them a new logo and a catchphrase, but they thought it best to pay through the nose for someone outside the company to promote their brand. I might seem like a bitter former employee but I left on my own accord and I was told that I was welcome to come back if I wanted to, but I couldn't.

When a company rejects an offer to increase their revenue, that is an unusual business practice.

a reply to: Grovit

I don't even know what that means.

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
a reply to: Grovit

I don't even know what that means.

it means hot like precious

this is precious

a reply to: Grovit


In that case.
What part of she was a hot girl do you not comprehend?

Besides even if she was "precious" who cares?
Are you trolling me?

a reply to: Grovit

Thanks. Man, that sounds a little too interesting for me. You'd think they'd design better guards.

a reply to: DrumsRfun

relax man.
just trying to make a joke that you obviously didnt get.

i know what hot means.
thats why my question had the example of a hot girl, and a not hot girl
when you said hot i tried to get a laugh by saying precious



and precious is her name. she is from a book/movie
maybe you should relax a bit.
it was just a joke...as in you think precious is hot. not scarlet jo
jeez man

www.imdb.com...

a reply to: nonspecific Thank you for the reply.

I take it you do not wish to elaborate on your heroic endevours then sir?

a reply to: Ceeker63