"I'm Joe, today on NLBS, I can't talk." So Ask Me Anything instead...

originally posted by: CagliostroTheGreat
a reply to: theNLBS

What is the price of cabbage in Greenland?

Also, how much dub could a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub?

Furthermore, what is your favorite pizza topping? Why?

Somewhere around $4.00

Never enough dub step.

Favorite pizza topic. Buffalo chicken! Buffalo Chicken Wing Pizza is the best.

a reply to: theNLBS


I agree and I always liked that quote.

I'd add:

To make heartfelt communication with other human beings.

originally posted by: eisegesis
Do our votes really count, Joe?

and...

Do you think a third party will ever be voted into office?

In local elections, if people actually turned out to vote, yes.

No, I don't think a "third party" will ever be held in office with out significant financial support.

originally posted by: EnigmaAgent
Have you considered a mullet.

Had one for a few months when growing my hair out. Was not attractive and friends made fun of it.

originally posted by: theNLBS

Favorite pizza topic. Buffalo chicken! Buffalo Chicken Wing Pizza is the best.

What are you on about? That's taking two completely separate and different things and mushing them together into a discordant blob. You might as well say corn flakes or mashed potatoes.

An acceptable single favorite pizza topping would be sausage.

I'll accept Buffalo chicken pizza as a favorite if you're also having beer with some fruit flavor in it, because by then you've so jumped the shark it doesn't even matter.

I'm going to consider this a one-off due to your obviously incapacitated and no doubt feverish condition.

originally posted by: yeahright

originally posted by: theNLBS

Favorite pizza topic. Buffalo chicken! Buffalo Chicken Wing Pizza is the best.

What are you on about? That's taking two completely separate and different things and mushing them together into a discordant blob. You might as well say corn flakes or mashed potatoes.

An acceptable single favorite pizza topping would be sausage.

I'll accept Buffalo chicken pizza as a favorite if you're also having beer with some fruit flavor in it, because by then you've so jumped the shark it doesn't even matter.

I'm going to consider this a one-off due to your obviously incapacitated and no doubt feverish condition.

When I'm eating my Buffalo Chicken Pizza, I'm washing it down with some Sex Panther or Kilt Lifter

a reply to: theNLBS

Okay that explains it.

a reply to: theNLBS

Somewhere around $4.00

OUTRAGEOUS! I think...

Never enough dub step.

My neighbors might not agree.

Favorite pizza topic. Buffalo chicken!
Buffalo Chicken Wing Pizza is the best.

Congratulations you win. Bacon would also have been acceptable. Pineapple is right out. Now just add Bacon to the hot wing pizza. You now have a pizza fit for a god. Or an ancient alien depending on your belief system.

Here is a question for you.

Is your color red the same as mine when we view the same red object?

Think about the question before you answer for it is not as simple as a yes or no.

I gotta ask about the hair as a man who is growing his out.
Had it out to about 10 inches and life got in the way and I had to cut it. Damn society looking down on men with long hair!

Did you cut yours at all or just let it grow?
And how often do you wash, as in with shampoo and conditioner?

originally posted by: Sremmos80
I gotta ask about the hair as a man who is growing his out.
Had it out to about 10 inches and life got in the way and I had to cut it. Damn society looking down on men with long hair!

Did you cut yours at all or just let it grow?
And how often do you wash, as in with shampoo and conditioner?

I'm part Native American so it's a tad easier for me but people who whine about it I tell them my beliefs allow me to grow my hair..

I also cut mine every 6 yrs and give it to kids with cancer.

Oh what the hell. Pour me a mocha carmel cappuccino brewski and let's get crazy.

originally posted by: ThichHeaded
Here is a question for you.

Is your color red the same as mine when we view the same red object?

Think about the question before you answer for it is not as simple as a yes or no.

Maybe. Depends on wether your eye sight is as healthy as mine and wether you monitor is calibrated the same way.In close, I'd say we see a pretty similar color red, maybe a few shades darker depending on the monitor factor.

originally posted by: Sremmos80
I gotta ask about the hair as a man who is growing his out.
Had it out to about 10 inches and life got in the way and I had to cut it. Damn society looking down on men with long hair!

Did you cut yours at all or just let it grow?
And how often do you wash, as in with shampoo and conditioner?

Just let it grow. I'll chop some of the dead stuff away every once in a while. I shampoo and condition every other shower.

Here is a general question.

So what is your honest opinion about things going on in the world?
What would you do if you could fix them?

If you were talking to a normal person how would you say what you thought about how things are.

originally posted by: yeahright
Oh what the hell. Pour me a mocha carmel cappuccino brewski and let's get crazy.

Somebody said Bacon. I LOVE Bacon. A lot!

Came home from riding my dirtbike last night to my bride making Meatloaf. She puts Bacon in her meatloaf, do you?

Dirtbikes, guns, Bacon and beer. 'Merica!

originally posted by: KawRider9
Somebody said Bacon. I LOVE Bacon. A lot!

Came home from riding my dirtbike last night to my bride making Meatloaf. She puts Bacon in her meatloaf, do you?

Dirtbikes, guns, Bacon and beer. 'Merica!

I kinda miss dirt bike riding now. I took a gnarly hit on a two way trail last year and I've been a little sketched out since then.

Man up and get the new NLBS episode out the door, Joe. Use a combination of subtitles and interpretive dance. I'd suggest doing a squatting shuffle with both hands in a "Hang Loose" gesture, thumbs placed solidly against temples with pinkies pointing upward be incorporated each time you call out serious BS...

Serious question: How collaborative is an episode of NLBS? (In other words, how many researchers, writers, and reviewers are actually involved in the average episode?)

a reply to: theNLBS

Was that you on the RM?

What do you like better, two stroke or four?

Favorite make and model?

Did/do you race?

Do you have any Kawasakis in your garage?

If no, why the hell not?