"I'm Joe, today on NLBS, I can't talk." So Ask Me Anything instead...

That's right. I've been infected with a seasonal creeping crud disorder that has had me nursing a significant fever since Thursday. Today I feel better, but my voice sounds something like a distressed wild boar combined with a shrieking water buffalo stuck in mud.

Since there won't be a new episode today or tomorrow, and I can actually sit upright today, I thought an AMA might be a good idea.

So... ask me anything. Anything about past episodes, future plans, how we got the idea, or the price of cabbage in Greenland.

originally posted by: theNLBS
Today I feel better, but my voice sounds something like a distressed wild boar combined with a shrieking water buffalo stuck in mud....

...or the price of cabbage in Greenland.

OK. Did you know that's exactly what my ex sounds like when she sings?

a reply to: theNLBS

Joe,

Assuming of course we're not dealing with five-dimensional objects in a basic Euclidean geometric universe and given the essential premise that all geo-mathematics is based on the hideously limiting notion that one plus one equals two, and not as Astemeyer correctly postulates that one and two are in fact the same thing observed from different precepts, the theoretical shape described by Siddus must therefore be a poly-dri-doc-deca-wee-hedron-a-hexa-sexa-hedro-adicon-a-di-bi-dolly-he-deca-dodron. Everything else is poppycock.

Isn't that so?

originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: theNLBS
Today I feel better, but my voice sounds something like a distressed wild boar combined with a shrieking water buffalo stuck in mud....

...or the price of cabbage in Greenland.

OK. Did you know that's exactly what my ex sounds like when she sings?

I didn't. Must sound lovely

Ask Joe anything.

Joe traveled outside of the country in the last 30 days ?

Might be something else.

originally posted by: LiveForever8
a reply to: theNLBS

Joe,

Assuming of course we're not dealing with five-dimensional objects in a basic Euclidean geometric universe and given the essential premise that all geo-mathematics is based on the hideously limiting notion that one plus one equals two, and not as Astemeyer correctly postulates that one and two are in fact the same thing observed from different precepts, the theoretical shape described by Siddus must therefore be a poly-dri-doc-deca-wee-hedron-a-hexa-sexa-hedro-adicon-a-di-bi-dolly-he-deca-dodron. Everything else is poppycock.

Isn't that so?

originally posted by: neo96
Ask Joe anything.

Joe traveled outside of the country in the last 30 days ?

Might be something else.

I wish I could have traveled. Just missed an epic climbing and scuba diving trip in Belize with some buddies.

a reply to: theNLBS

I got hit last Thursday and ended up spending Saturday and part of Sunday in bed sweating it out.
My question,did you puke??

Seriously,my question is...how many takes does it take before you get the finished product?

Drink lots of fluids and get well.

So, you are admitting to having fever with your fits eh?

Sure why not. What do you use on your hair? It's shiny and thick. I know that's candid and maybe tmpi but I can't help but wonder.

a reply to: Yeahkeepwatchingme

jojoba man
why even ask

a reply to: Grovit

Oh you mean Jojoba? Ha I get it.

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
a reply to: theNLBS

I got hit last Thursday and ended up spending Saturday and part of Sunday in bed sweating it out.
My question,did you puke??

Seriously,my question is...how many takes does it take before you get the finished product?

Drink lots of fluids and get well.

I puked only because I had a booger stuck in my throat for the whole day of saturday. God I hate that feeling.

To answer your serious question. Usually two takes. For whatever reason on my first take I have trouble catching my breath. I've gotten better with practicing breathing but I'm still nervous sometimes about screwing up.

Thanks. I've been living off of water, and a honey, lemon with hot water mix. So good.

a reply to: Yeahkeepwatchingme

i suppose
i dont know the proper way to spell hair products apparently..
seemed right to me...bet edit

originally posted by: Yeahkeepwatchingme
Sure why not. What do you use on your hair? It's shiny and thick. I know that's candid and maybe tmpi but I can't help but wonder.

I bought the TIGI Bed Head Shampoo and Conditioner combo at Costco. Sometimes when the ends are looking a little fried I put a leave in conditioner but I can't remember the brand off hand.

It might have jojoba in it.... I could just walk outside and get my own.

a reply to: theNLBS


What do you believe the meaning or purpose of life is?

a reply to: theNLBS

What is the price of cabbage in Greenland?

Also, how much dub could a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub?

Furthermore, what is your favorite pizza topping? Why?

Do our votes really count, Joe?

and...

Do you think a third party will ever be voted into office?

originally posted by: blupblup
a reply to: theNLBS


What do you believe the meaning or purpose of life is?

Finding the white Rabbit... Er.. no, 42! yeah, 42!

In all seriousness that is an interesting that made me self reflect a bit. Experience. I believe the meaning of life is to experience as much as possible and be truthful and respectful while your journeying. My favorite quote from Hunter S Thompson is

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather a skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW, what a ride!"

Have you considered a mullet.