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posted on Dec, 6 2014 @ 11:11 PM
Dear Sir/ The Man
I would like to apply for the advertised position of
-- Local Superhero .

Faster than a speeding train ,
all balls and brain .
I can fly through space and time ,
can /have/and or will change the future ,
(and as long as you don't interfere) ,
it may breathtakur.

....And that's just the first day .

I will require a number of side kicks .
... of the attractive kind .
And of course an expense(ive) account...
I can/did start forty years ago
and have my own transport .

I've been a student of this position
for some time (remember ! uome ) ,so my experience is highly disregarded.
Any credit goes to you ,and when things go wrong ,
I'm the first one you blame ...
, so let's talk dollars .

The remuneration package is obviously inadequate ,
the expectations ridiculous , and the conditions atrocious .

As a former ass(ET) , I can vouch for your
completely negative stance on mostly everything
to do with , doing the right thing .

The best I can do is never enough ,
and when I point out that it's really
you behind each blind corner ,the going get's tough.
How did you become the boss ?

So anyway ...
The Man, sincerely
good luck with your search .
you really need someone that outranks YOU.

so maybe don't call .
you're high maintenance .

posted on Dec, 7 2014 @ 12:02 AM
a reply to: radarloveguy
I like it!

Superheros & Superheroins - all

posted on Dec, 7 2014 @ 07:51 AM
If I am reading this correctly…

Meddling and manipulation by control freaks in a relationship is the worst.

Can never quite get to the bottom of the subterfuge.

Best to just bail.

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