Which Circle of Hell should YOU be tormented in until the End of Days? Fun Quiz :P

This was maybe posted here about 5 years ago, but i gave me a chuckle just now..

So, in line with Dante's "The Inferno", just how should you burn/be dismembered for eternity, and why?

Here are the different circles...

Level Who are sent there?
Purgatory Repending Believers
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers
Level 2 Lustful
Level 3 Gluttonous
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics
Level 7 Violent
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

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So, here is my destination as one of "The Lustful"

Level 2
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Fab


ETA: Seems i'm a violent, fraudulent, lustful heretic who likes to help folk out. Hooray for Medieval Christian Cosmology.

Im already tormented in hell....and its name is Norwich!!ol!

originally posted by: billyvonhelvete
Im already tormented in hell....and its name is Norwich!!ol!

Ah-ha!

That's nothing mate, i'm from Wolverhampton.

a reply to: skalla

What the hell...I'm all profiled as it is so this one won't hurt.

Yay...I'll be staying in:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Sound like a nice place...

Purgatory - Repending Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - Moderate
Level 2 - Lustful - Moderate
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Moderate
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Very High
Level 7 - Violent - Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Moderate

I'm a heratic....hmm, with my background that pretty much figures.

Peace

Bugger, i thought i had it bad!!lol!, im moving soon to a slightly less of a hell-hole area!a reply to: skalla

a reply to: skalla

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Purgatory for me apparently...

Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Fun test! 'Looks like I have a bright future ahead.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Funny that they let me into Purgatory in spite of scoring "High" in the Lust category. I guess even The Universe knows we all need a little fun sometimes.

a reply to: operation mindcrime

That's not so bad, nice Gothic Architecture, and you'l be plenty warm And the Furies may look ok and possibly even fairly do-able compared to the other local women, who are probably a bit maimed and charred.

Huzzah for Damnation!

a reply to: graceunderpressure

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

a reply to: skalla
I'll be seeing you on the 2nd level. It kind of sounds like fun...blowing around in the wind like a leaf. I call dibs on Cleopatra.

a reply to: skunkape23

Already had her

ETA: And Helen of Troy joined us too. Nasty.

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Ha!, cool!, has some truth....the tattoo studio that did my last piece is called styx!!.

a reply to: billyvonhelvete

Bad, bad man!

Waterfront property though, look on the bright side

originally posted by: billyvonhelvete
Im already tormented in hell....and its name is Norwich!!ol!

I loved living in Norwich

Level 2 here, try living next door to Luton it's hell on earth.

Cody

originally posted by: graceunderpressure
Fun test! 'Looks like I have a bright future ahead.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Funny that they let me into Purgatory in spite of scoring "High" in the Lust category. I guess even The Universe knows we all need a little fun sometimes.

Mum are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you told the whole truth ?

I had you in level 6

Prodigal son

a reply to: cody599

Level 2 is where all the cool kids are at I'll stick some burgers on the burning ribcage of the poor tormented soul next to me, they'll be ready for your arrival

Hmm, the eternal hurricane of damnation or whatever it is may throw your burgers around a bit. I'll see if i can find some body part or other lying around to weigh them down and keep them from blowing away. You'll have to wipe the ash off the mustard and ketchup yourself though, i have other torments to deal with.

originally posted by: cody599
Mum are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you told the whole truth ?

I had you in level 6

Prodigal son

I only lied about being deceitful.

It appears that generosity to the unfortunate fully compensates for dating one's entire college hockey team. Who'd a thought it?

Il take it, only if they give me a airboat, a fishing rod and a shotgun, just incase i get bored with all the torment and damnation!!a reply to: skalla

a reply to: graceunderpressure

If you were from the UK, you get sent to level 2 for that as it's mostly played by the Laydeeez here

Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate


So I'd go to the Wrathful and Gloomy part of purgatory - level 5?

Side note - I don't think there is anything wrong with owning an SUV or
being overweight. I doubt those are purgatory sending things ...