I was scolded for 'Man Mopping'

a reply to: HardCorps

You're kidding right?? lol

originally posted by: IlluminatiTechnician
a reply to: HardCorps

You're kidding right?? lol

I joke about most everything out there...

But never Man Mopping... That's serious stuff!

Okay so I confess... I did it because I knew the wife would flip out...
sometimes ya gotta mess with them otherwise they'll get to thinking they got us men folk all figured out.

originally posted by: bluemooone2

Obvious solution is obvious

Those are awesome! For some reason I am reminded of one of my cousins wedding...

His wife was wearing a crinoline and we told her that thing was great, beacuse she could use it later: Just hang a few Swiffers on the lowest ring and walk around the house -> Bingo!

Strangely she didn't find the idea as funny and great as we did...

One word....."EBOLI"!

I'm sorry, I just had to say it...!

originally posted by: Soobaz
a reply to: HardCorps

I've admittedly made the biggest mess in my house. I decided on nachos. On the way to the other room, I dropped the bowl on the floor and cheese sauce went everywhere. I thought I had cleaned it all up, but even months later I'd find a blot of cheese somewhere from that incident. Even on the ceiling!

"Cheese on the ceiling."
I'm going to write a song.

a reply to: HardCorps

Ever try sock man mopping? same reactions I assure you..lol

Apparently I am a special kind of pig I cant describe in detail here due to the T&C.

Thanks for the laugh. Have a good one.

originally posted by: HardCorps

so I take a sponge out of the sink... toss it on the floor... and squishing it with my foot, start to wipe up the spill...I mean it's not like I have to use my hand to push a sponge around on the floor right... my foot works just as well and no bending over is required... but...

"Oh my god... what in the world are you doing?"

"Man Mopping..."

Let's see take sponge out of sink - Check!

Toss it on the floor - Check!

Squish with foot and wipe up mess - Check!

No Bending needed - Check!

Perfect Man-Mopping protocol

a reply to: Realtruth


don't forget... you have to have a 'Defiant' look on your face while you man mop...
then after when the ladies make their comments used that scolded puppy expression on them...

that way you get credit for trying... while keeping you hopeless man vibe intact!