Guy realizes he's been using the toilet wrong his whole life

AND HERE'S A THOUGHT........................................ you know that cash you use every day.......... where does it spend most of it's time ? In a wallet about 4-5 inches from your ahem... vent .......
I havn't used cash for years, only plastic, then it's only me I have to worry about.

One of the funniest threads I've ever read.
Stand up wipers lol. I know of one. He's a big guy. But surely you can't get it all like that.
Just sit and lean.

a reply to: intrptr

When I was in Taiwan, a public washroom had a sign on the wall with a diagram and a giant red line through it telling people not to "stand and squat" on the toilet. I wondered how a person would even think that would be a good idea.

ETA: Pretty much exactly the pic Grimpachi posted lol

I am male, head of a large household that includes multiple females. At dawn and dusk, you frequently get into a bathroom because someone's hair needs "fixing".

If it's number one that I need, I usually go out in the back yard and do it there. Sure, guys are messier when they stand up; it's because God created them to go under the blue sky, with a light breeze at their backs letting fly and no regard for what it lands on. No tile. No carpet. Just green grass.

a reply to: intrptr

Sounds like a rape in the making.....

Just because a lady is showering next to you in a UNISEX shower don't mean she is looking for sex...

It's not a porno movie.

a reply to: Plotus

If someone is getting crap on the money inside their wallet I'd say your not wiping near well enough....

seems weird to worry about that, germs on money from peoples hands, now thats something else

a reply to: mwood

Just because a lady is showering next to you in a UNISEX shower don't mean she is looking for sex…

Thanks for setting me straight, sheepish grin. Would always wonder though. I would ahem been just as surprised, too.