God Damn Miller Lite

You know what, I'm tired of Miller Lite! I drink these bastards all night and still find myself on ATS at 4am! Don't get me wrong, ATS is the #, but why does Miller Lite never work? Miller lite never helps me sleep, it never gets me laid, it never pays my bills and I continue to drink this stuff. I even heard that Miller Lite killed a unicorn once. Christ, give me a break. I need another Miller Lite!

Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I'd be banned from ATS if I drank SOCO. lol

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I'd be banned from ATS if I drank SOCO. lol

Life is indeed full of tough decisions.

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.

Yep, that might do it!!

originally posted by: OptimusCrime
You know what, I'm tired of Miller Lite! I drink these bastards all night and still find myself on ATS at 4am! Don't get me wrong, ATS is the #, but why does Miller Lite never work? Miller lite never helps me sleep, it never gets me laid, it never pays my bills and I continue to drink this stuff. I even heard that Miller Lite killed a unicorn once. Christ, give me a break. I need another Miller Lite!

You can't sleep because you left the LITE on..
Try a swift kick of turn off the lights/computer/wifi to disable computer/Ambien ....
Strait whisky....

Or ....
Get outside.... its awesome...
I do it....
Yes I stay logged on... but by..

Holy crap it 4:30 am!

OK see your point.,, good night!

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.

It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.

Yep, that might do it!!

Was that you!?

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.

It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.

Praying mantis look like a people version of animals. Maybe they're reptilians?

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.

It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.

Praying mantis look like a people version of animals. Maybe they're reptilians?

It's a distinct possibility. I could swear that I've seen one with a spider silk woven robe on with the queen's insignia emblazoned on it with the blood of termites.

Speculation of course... But what can you do??

( shhhh )
We at Folgers have secretly switched optimuscrime's beer flavored water with crack!
Watch now as the OP rants!

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.

Yep, that might do it!!

Was that you!?

I don't know, wuz it???

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.

It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.

Is that before or after the drinks? LOL

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.

Yep, that might do it!!

Was that you!?

Nope..

But let's watch a rant go to laughter!

I don't know, wuz it???

See the effects are showing!

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.

Yep, that might do it!!

Was that you!?

Nope..

But let's watch a rant go to laughter!

I don't know, wuz it???

See the effects are showing!

A laughing rant, the best kind!!

originally posted by: snarky412

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: OptimusCrime

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Put down the pony piss and try a little Southern Comfort. That should do it.

I did have a few fireball shots tonight, maybe that's why I'm raging in the rant a rave forum at 4am.

It's better than waking up to 3 1/2 hamsters and a trained praying mantis cohabitating in your medicine cabinet. Trust me.

Is that before or after the drinks? LOL

Damn it!!! I said don't ask. Don't you judge me with those judgey judging eyeballs.

You're all drunk!!

Kang..

Is falling for the Judge balls...

Not to be confused with the music or dream makers!

originally posted by: OptimusCrime
You're all drunk!!

I got all morning!