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Oh its easy.. its cheap.. so is a crack whore.
originally posted by: Rodinus
Come to France SnOrch...
I will show you what real cheese is... *coughs*... and wine at the same time... Ask Cody...
Ripped the roof of my mouth off once on a visit to the States. I went into a pizza restaurant and the cheese + tomato sauce base was just TOO hot...
Napalm death... AND IT WAS NOT REAL MOZZARELLA but INDUSTRIAL SOMETHING OR OTHER... couldn't talk for a couple of days because of the blister which was probably a blessing in disguise for quite a few people...
List of decent cheeses to be found in my adoptive land :
en.wikipedia.org...
Sadly they do not list the maggot ridden "Selles sur Cher" goats cheese that is actually quite nice when washed down with a decent bottle of Château St Georges 1966.
How to get rid of that industrial faecal matter that is now stuck in-between your teeth : suck an ice cube then you can relish picking out all the morsels when they harden...
Otherwise, may I suggest a fire extinguisher?
Processed cheese is made from natural cheeses that may vary in degree of sharpness of flavor. Natural cheeses are shredded and heated to a molten mass. The molten mass of protein, water and oil is emulsified during heating with suitable emulsifying salts to produce a stable oil-in-water emulsion. Depending on the desired end use, the melted mixture is then reformed and packaged into blocks, or as slices, or into tubs or jars. Processed cheeses typically cost less than natural cheeses; they have longer shelf-life, and provide for unlimited variety of products.
More here : www.msu.edu...
Give me real cheese any day...
By the way... Thank you for making me slobber... if there is one thing that you cannot get over here in France its Bacon...
I NEED A BAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOON FIX.....
Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhh..... BBBBBAAACCCOOOOOOONNNNNNN....
Kindest respects
Rodinus
originally posted by: Domo1
a reply to: sn0rch
Be smarter than the cheese.
originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: sn0rch
To be absolutely frank, I find it hard to be sympathetic when it is pretty obvious, upon first sight of that thrice cursed false fromage, that it is not going to be nearly as pleasant as a slice of real cheese. It does not look, smell, taste, or feel like cheese after all, so expecting anything less than disappointment, mixed with thermally induced agony, is rather a fools errand.
Get yourself a nice lump of English Cheddar, slice it, or grate it, no one will judge you, and melt that instead. You can get it in mild, mature, extra mature, and all of them are lovely for different reasons! Similarly, you could have had Edam, or one of the French cheeses. Going for that processed cheese nonsense though, it is never worth doing!