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The U.S. Forest Service on Friday published a nearly 700-word article on how to safely roast marshmallows, all in preparation for Saturday, which is National Roasted Marshmallow Day.
As one might expect, the article is riddled with safety tips that might make you think twice about even carrying matches into the forest at all, let alone actually igniting a marshmallow and putting your family’s life at risk.
“First, let’s talk safety,” the article says. “Never start a campfire when there are fire restrictions in place. The restrictions are put in place for your safety and for the safety of others.”
It also warns that children should be given a stern talking-to before any of the “fun” begins.
“Some experts advocate a 10-foot rule between young children and a campfire,” it reads. “For more information about campfire safety, let Smokey Bear guide you.”
Finally, the article gets down to “marshmallow basics,” and starts by recommending the use of a roasting stick “of at least 30 inches.” That’s two and a half feet, or about half as long or more as the children roasting the marshmallows.
The Forest Service admits that most people use roasted marshmallows to make s’mores, and even offers detailed instructions for making one. But it then suggests ways to make s’mores healthy.
“Think fruit,” it suggests without any hint that it’s joking around.
“Grill thin slices of pineapple and substitute chocolate for the sweet, warm fruit,” it reads. “You will still get a tasty treat but by substituting with fruit, it is healthier – as long as you watch the amount of marshmallows used. If you want to cut down even more on calories, try using slices of angel food cake instead of graham crackers.”
It offers several other ideas, a possible sign that even the U.S. Forest Service has been caught up in First Lady Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign.
“Grab a small bag of chocolate or peanut butter chips – or a combination of the two,” it says. “Take a banana and slice one side open, exposing the fruit but leaving the peel intact. Slice the banana, add a few chocolate chips then top with tiny marshmallows. Or substitute the chips for blueberries from the local farmer’s market. Place the banana in aluminum foil and wrap tightly. Place the foil-wrapped fruit next to but not on the flames. Wait five to 10 minutes or enough time for the chips and marshmallows to melt. Open and enjoy with a spoon.”
And if a whole marshmallow is a littleText the article suggests scrapping the whole idea of roasting marshmallows, and instead using marshmallow creme out of a jar.
“Put a piece of fruit on a roasting stick, dip quickly in the crème and roast over indirect heat until a delicious golden brown,” it says. “You’re still having campfire fun, but the focus is on a healthier evening snack.”
originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: xuenchen
I think it is pretty obvious that marshmallows need to be banned.
originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: xuenchen
I think it is pretty obvious that marshmallows need to be banned.
originally posted by: Sremmos80
a reply to: guohua
Why is this obamas fault that the forest service came out with this?
Not even the blaze tried to put this on him and that is saying something.
I agree they went far with the roasting tips, but is this really much different then the old smokey the bear ads?
They are just focusing on a very common activity while camping
I agree they went far with the roasting tips, but is this really much different then the old smokey the bear ads?
originally posted by: Sremmos80
a reply to: guohua
Not defending just calling it how it is. If barry ordered them to this then sure blame away, if they did it on their own accord then how is it his doing?
But if course since they are just trying to say hey this might stop fires then of course it is nanny liberal progressive gov.