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originally posted by: rockpaperhammock
have a good woman....
originally posted by: Metallicus
a reply to: jude11
This would be much funnier if it weren't so true.
originally posted by: tvtexan
a reply to: jude11
Awesome read Jude, thanks for the effort of typing it all in manually. That alone proved you're a Man!
I'd love to see one for women.
Any takers on developing that timeline?
originally posted by: tinner07
I don't know about all that, kinda quit reading after the "wrestle the mastadon"....
I think you prove your manhood when your daughter asks and you comply to skip across the parking lot into the grocery store.
Its not because I was 100 feet in the air welding steel, or you got up before dawn to make money at a computer screen,
When you and your daughter skip across the parking lot hand in hand, Thats a man...
originally posted by: AccessDenied
Good grief...that list reads like over the centuries men have lost testosterone, and become feminized!
Oh well... * Goes off to kill her own dinner...
originally posted by: jude11
From one of my favorite books: "Iron Joe Bob" by Joe Bob Briggs. Can't give a link because there is none so I had to write from the book itself.
Enjoy!
This is a true story. The complete history of Manhood, in one easy-to-read time chart:
500,000 B.C.: In order to prove his manhood, a man must wrestle a twelve-ton hairy mammoth to the ground with his bare hands, bash its head in with a rock, rip the flesh from its bones, eat until he's full, give the rest of the meat to his tribe and carve a picture of the mammoth on his chest with a dull flint.
250,000 B.C.: To prove his manhood, a man must sleep on a bed of hot coals for 3 days when he’s 14 years old then attack an enemy tribe armed with nothing but a handmade spear. If he lances 30 men, pillages all their goods and makes off with their women, he’s a man.
.....
originally posted by: Tangerine
originally posted by: jude11
From one of my favorite books: "Iron Joe Bob" by Joe Bob Briggs. Can't give a link because there is none so I had to write from the book itself.
Enjoy!
This is a true story. The complete history of Manhood, in one easy-to-read time chart:
500,000 B.C.: In order to prove his manhood, a man must wrestle a twelve-ton hairy mammoth to the ground with his bare hands, bash its head in with a rock, rip the flesh from its bones, eat until he's full, give the rest of the meat to his tribe and carve a picture of the mammoth on his chest with a dull flint.
250,000 B.C.: To prove his manhood, a man must sleep on a bed of hot coals for 3 days when he’s 14 years old then attack an enemy tribe armed with nothing but a handmade spear. If he lances 30 men, pillages all their goods and makes off with their women, he’s a man.
.....
Humans (ie. Homo sapiens) didn't exist prior to 200,000 years ago.