Hello Kitty is not a cat. Everything is a lie.

LOL i have to share this just for this line on the story

If you were wondering whether everything is a lie, the answer is: yes. Everything is a lie.

Hello Kitty is not a kitty. I repeat: Hello Kitty is not a kitty. According to Sanrio, Hello Kitty — whom you have seen on literally every consumer product at an increasing rate over the past 40 years — is in fact a human child.

Sanrio, Kitty’s manufacturer, corrected the curator of an LA exhibit on this ubiquitous icon when she tried to label Hello Kitty a cat, according to the LA Times. Curator and Hello Kitty expert Christine Yano said the company informed her that “Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.”

so they were not burning kitties in the Simpsons? awkward



There you have it folks we live a lie, the matrix is real the fabric of reality is in shreds as hello kitty in in fact not a kitty...

Hello Kitty is not a cat. Everything is a lie.

I'm glad i don't have a little daughter so i wont need to crush her reality with this harsh news. funny enough i found this while reading an ISIS article...

things will never be the same



I hope some find this amusing and relax a little about Ebola and ISIS

I saw this on my Flipboard last night and wondered how long it would be before someone posted it. I literally lol'ed when I read it. I was around when Hello Kitty came out the first time. My first thought was... My whole life is a lie. Pretty much like you.

I think they are lying just to screw with people. They are trying to get inside your nut and play it like a cheap fiddle. I mean look at it... look at it FFS... That's not a little girl. Maybe in Wonderland or Agartha, or even the damn Secret Garden BUT NOT HERE on planet earth.

Doesn't walk on all fours?? Neither does Sylvester the Cat but nobody is trying to pass him off as George Clooney for cripes sake.

What's next? My Melody is not mine anymore???

And whoever put that dog in that costume should be forced to wear it to work and out to play for at least the next year and a half. I mean... just look at that dog's face. I don't even...

a reply to: Indigent

So, if I ignore the stylistic whiskers that typically adorn cats, I must also ignore the assumed ears and think them, what, a sort of weird hair style?

Frankly, I don't buy the explanation. Sounds like a very clever PR move to me.

(See, we are even discussing it on ATS for god's sake.)

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I though the kitty was eating the dog... ALL LIES!!!

By the way my maximum knowledge of hello kitty is they sell overpriced stuff to girl, are made of cats according to Simpsons and butters play with it.

I still want a Tiffany's hello Kitty necklace. To go with my hello Kitty jammies.

a reply to: Indigent

Hi Indigent!
Yes...everything is a lie!

I just adopted a cat that isn't a cat. I think she's really a middle-aged dude.
She's way too interested in my coffee and cigarettes...watched the FIFA soccer games with much interest...and every now and then, tries to cop a feel.
Definitely not for children.

Iamthatbish....I laughed at your Hello Kitty pajamas! I have Winnie the Pooh jammies...wait...is Winnie still a bear?
I'm so confused.

jacygirl

a reply to: Indigent



My whole life is a lie. . . . . .

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: Indigent

My whole life is a lie. . . . . .

OT - BUT..... Dirty Rotten Scoundrels!!! Excellent taste Beez!

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Doesn't walk on all fours?? Neither does Sylvester the Cat but nobody is trying to pass him off as George Clooney for cripes sake.

Sylvester the cat is in fact, George Clooney. Well established!

So wow. Hello Kitty is not a cat and actually has a cat of her own. Do we know that her cat is a cat? Do we know for sure that Hello Kitty is even a she? Do we know anything at all?

Maybe those aren't just rocks on Mars after all?

a reply to: beezzer

So many people then not realizing they're displaying a British School kid from Outside London, instead of a.... Kitty LOL.



"Nice car, but who's that cockney geezer wannabe plastered all over it?"

originally posted by: Indigent
a reply to: beezzer

Oh...for beezzer it makes a BIG difference!
If Hello Kitty isn't a cat....then there's a chance that beezzer isn't really a bunny!

See what you've done now? Everyone's having an identity crisis!
Dragons are still real though.....right?

jacygirl

a reply to: jacygirl

Sorry to say, but Winnie was just a walking/talking fluffy bit of poop.

a reply to: jacygirl

so you mean there is a chance you are not the Khaleesi?

originally posted by: theantediluvian
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

So wow. Hello Kitty is not a cat and actually has a cat of her own. Do we know that her cat is a cat? Do we know for sure that Hello Kitty is even a she? Do we know anything at all?

Maybe those aren't just rocks on Mars after all?

That's a good question AD. I'm beginning to wonder...

Lol at the rest of the source article:

I did in fact know about Charmmy Kitty before. But I always assumed that owning another, smaller cat was just an act of weird sadism on Hello Kitty’s part, the way you see Micky Mouse goofing around with Goofy while owning Pluto. But who knows. Mickey may not actually be a mouse at this point. Mickey is probably a five year-old German boy with six siblings who lives near Frankfurt and likes to go to the airport to watch the airplanes land.

Perhaps all popular cartoon "animals" are in fact furries? (proto-furries?)

originally posted by: Indigent
a reply to: jacygirl

so you mean there is a chance you are not the Khaleesi?

Oh hell no!! I'm the dragon on her shoulder!

*blows smoke rings to show off*

Just don't say "Dracarys" or I might inadvertently roast the bunny!

jacygirl

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: Indigent
a reply to: jacygirl

so you mean there is a chance you are not the Khaleesi?

Oh hell no!! I'm the dragon on her shoulder!

*blows smoke rings to show off*

Just don't say "Dracarys" or I might inadvertently roast the bunny!

jacygirl

Tastes like chicken...

Dracarys... Ooops!

originally posted by: skyblueworld
So many people then not realizing they're displaying a British School kid from Outside London, instead of a.... Kitty LOL.

"Nice car, but who's that cockney geezer wannabe plastered all over it?"

Somebody needs to burn that car... with fire.

Then put out the smoldering ashes with holy water.

That's the scariest thing I've seen since Ralphie's pink bunny pajamas.

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: Indigent
a reply to: jacygirl

so you mean there is a chance you are not the Khaleesi?

Oh hell no!! I'm the dragon on her shoulder!

*blows smoke rings to show off*

Just don't say "Dracarys" or I might inadvertently roast the bunny!

jacygirl

Tastes like chicken...

Dracarys... Ooops!

Now you've done it!!!

Umm...anyone hungry?


jacy