Oh the horror of it all!

In almost every horror movie I've ever seen, it begins with a bunch of guys, all sitting around doing nothing, when that one fellow turns to the group and says,

“Hey guys... We should go camping this weekend!”

“Yeah, we could take the girls down to 'Slasher Lake'!”

“Naw dude, that guy with the hockey mask is always trying to crash the party...”

“Okay then, what about going to bloody mountain?”

“That sounds cool, but do you think they'll let us rent another airplane after we crashed that last one?”

“Okay, okay... Hows about we go to 'Sleepy Hollow' I hear they got a guy who gives free 'Polo' Lessons!”

“No man, lets go to 'Zombie Ranch' this year!”

“Are you kidding me, that place is always dead...”

“Oh Dude, Dude... I got it... The primo, super scare-a-thon, freak show, most frightening place on the planet!”

“You don't mean...?”

“Yeah, I do...!”

“Genius man, pure evil genius... Let's call the girls right now and tell them were all going to Disneyland!”

“Better get my chainsaw tuned up... I hear Cinderella in one mean bitch!”

“Naw... Goofy is the one ya gotta watch...Him and that damn Duck!”

“Either way I'm not going without protection... I'm calling Carrie!”

“Carrie...I thought she was still pissed at you over that pigs blood stunt you pull during prom?”

“Yeah she was... But after she burned down my house, we kind of made up and started seeing each other again...”

“Sweet... Ask her she has a friend for me, k?”

a reply to: HardCorps

LOL!!!!! Great rendition here!!! LOL!!
I Loved it!!!

a reply to: SyxPak

why thank you kind reader...
always nice to be appreciated for my warped and twisted sense of humor.

a reply to: HardCorps

You are most Certainly Welcome Warped
and Twisted Sense of Humor Bro! LOL!!!

I'm just as Bent as the Next Guy!!! LOL!!!

If I were any more warped and twisted,
I'd look like a Twizzler!!!

LMAO!!!