Oh for goodness sake. Bloody fundamentalist Spaghetti Monsterers constantly seeing The Flying Spaghetti Monster on burnt toast and cheetos and now in
the clouds.
(don't mind the fact that anyone can see they have deliberately plotted even spacing for unequal time periods to avoid showing the recent sharp
increase in temperature as pirates are almost entirely wiped out. We all know that as temperatures rise it makes the rum evaporate and pirates cannot
survive those conditions.)