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posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 06:12 PM
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We all type words and we all understand what those words sound like. We read those words, sentences & paragraphs and we also understand what those sound like, mostly.

I have discovered a deeper sound that only the subconscious seems to be able to discern. This sound generally relates to threads that are about to be 404'd or go under staff review.

And here is that sound;



Kind Regards
Myselfaswell

Note to Mods; I realise this should be under the Philosophy and Metamalarkey forum, but there you go.


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posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 06:55 PM
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originally posted by: myselfaswell
We all type words and we all understand what those words sound like. We read those words, sentences & paragraphs and we also understand what those sound like, mostly.

I have discovered a deeper sound that only the subconscious seems to be able to discern. This sound generally relates to threads that are about to be 404'd or go under staff review.

Kind Regards
Myselfaswell

Note to Mods; I realise this should be under the Philosophy and Metamalarkey forum, but there you go.




Ok so I called in the wife and we both spit soda through our noses.... Damn thats funny!
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posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 06:58 PM
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my favorite part is when its all done...he licks his nose and makes one last garble. haha



posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 07:00 PM
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Then I come in like...



posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 07:04 PM
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a reply to: myselfaswell




posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 07:08 PM
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a reply to: myselfaswell

I hear this a lot ...






Beaten to the punch ^^^ I leave it anyhow


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posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 07:28 PM
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a reply to: MarlinGrace

I really am struggling to type this. I've been laughing uncontrollably since I first seen this. I don't really know how I managed to put the thread together.


And rock, I agree, that is beyond hilarious.

Kind Regards
Myselfaswell



posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 07:43 PM
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a reply to: myselfaswell

I was thinking this thread would be about some text-to-speech thing.

Thanks for the unintended idea....


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posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 07:59 PM
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Metamalarkey

Metamalarkey. Now that would be malarkey that has neither resolved to a condition of wave OR particle and continues in it's potential state of transambiguationness?



posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 08:04 PM
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People should post that video on every thread that actually ends getting 404'd


Funniest thing I've seen all day OP, thanks for the laugh. Really needed it with everything that's going on in the world today.



posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 08:09 PM
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a reply to: DeadSeraph

NOW I understand why men stare at goats!




posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 09:04 PM
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a reply to: myselfaswell


I confess I am on about 20 times playing it. I had the passing idea to send it to the ex just to let her know how she looks and sounds. But my skin started to itch the second I wanted to hit send.

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posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 09:39 PM
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Thank you so much for posting this!
My side is hurting from the uncontrollable laughter... but worth it

Made my bad day a lot brighter!



posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 09:57 PM
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a reply to: myselfaswell

Sounds just like a politician, all gibberish and no action. lol



posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 10:21 PM
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a reply to: WeRpeons

I see your point. I think this one represents the average politician better though.



Kind Regards
Myselfaswell



posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 10:33 PM
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originally posted by: MarlinGrace

originally posted by: myselfaswell
We all type words and we all understand what those words sound like. We read those words, sentences & paragraphs and we also understand what those sound like, mostly.

I have discovered a deeper sound that only the subconscious seems to be able to discern. This sound generally relates to threads that are about to be 404'd or go under staff review.

Kind Regards
Myselfaswell

Note to Mods; I realise this should be under the Philosophy and Metamalarkey forum, but there you go.




Ok so I called in the wife and we both spit soda through our noses.... Damn thats funny!

LOL ... my wife was standing behind me and the speakers were up. She jumped and let fly a string of Korean expletives. Still laughing. Still getting beat about the neck and shoulders.

I owe you Myselfaswell. It's coming!!



posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 10:56 PM
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a reply to: Snarl

, get one of them down, my shout.

How's the neck and shoulders by the way, mmmwwwaaaaaaaaahawhawhaw, haw.

Cheers
MSAW



posted on Jul, 23 2014 @ 11:26 PM
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a reply to: DeadSeraph

Ya that's pretty funny. But have you ever heard the goat/chicken?



posted on Jul, 24 2014 @ 02:28 AM
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a reply to: FlySolo

Man, that's wrong, just plain wrong.


Kind Regards
Myselfaswell



posted on Jul, 24 2014 @ 03:19 AM
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Lol, is that from the movie Bruce Almighty then or is that real, like the yelling goats?

Anyway, I thought you meant the thing where you can make your phone or pc actually speak the text in a voice kinda similar to the gps Navigator or Siri or something, which would actually be pretty interesting. It's like a whole new message when you are hearing the words as opposed to reading them.







 
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