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Okay, but did he cheat on hear? Its kind of important to the story don't you think?
originally posted by: skunkape23
That's some rich stuff. It sounds like the words of a schizophrenic Cherokee woman I had the pleasure and privilege of spending an afternoon with. She told me Jesus came to her home and gave her a jalepeno pepper. He held the pepper in his hand and he put his hand into the burning fire. It got so hot the pepper ruptured, and it was full of cheese. He had a red rag over his shoulder.
Then Snowface came knocking at the door. He looked like a beautiful white baby seal, but she knew it was the Devil.
She is now institutionalized. She set a bear trap at the door and stabbed her "cheating lover" with a screwdriver.
I couldn't make this s#it up.
He also says dolphins were brought here from the Andromeda galaxy to help with the destruction of the human race. They are much smarter than humans, according to Swerdlow.
The Illuminati started giving vaccinations to people with dolphin genetics because the were a threat to them. These shots are what started the rise in children with autism in the late1980s. He says autism is actually a person with dolphin genetics inside a human body. That's why they communicate differently. He says this is why children with autism have such a connection with dolphins.
to help with the destruction of the human race.
originally posted by: Wanderer777
Been a while since I've been on. I'm on deployment right now so it's tough to get a chance to write anything. Okay I'll start by saying that these are old stories. With no true source I can't help but to not believe in this load. It makes more sense that all of that is false information to get you people to believe in this garbage. Aliens are a great cover for so many things. Look at the 50s and 60s with the new spy planes. They used UFOs to cover up our own technology. Also when thinking about aliens you come to the thought what kind of technology did/are they using? There is a plot to steal your mind and ultimately your soul. There is a war for your mind between angels and demons Satan and God. Satan wants you to believe in aliens. Because if you believe in aliens then it's not probable for there to be God. So that in turn makes less people believe so Satan gets more souls. It's all Luciferianism. Do your own research. It makes way more sense than aliens. So before you dismiss me and call me crazy check for yourself, but even if you do most of you will remain blind to the influence Satan is imposing upon all of us in everything. Technology most of all. Tech is pure evil. So that's not just an opinion it is a fact. Have a blessed day.
According to my crazy friend, Bigfoot was the result of white man raping buffalo.
originally posted by: sled735
originally posted by: Razmijix
Flagging for later.
I don't believe all of this but I find it very interesting.
Neither do I, but like you, I find all theories interesting to entertain/exercise my mind.