Crisis at the Border: CDC Investigates Mystery Illness Spreading Through Border Towns

How long would take to spread through the entire nation with government shiping refugees all over the country???

www.numbersusa.com...

Affected individuals begin exhibiting what appear to be flu-like symptoms. They may experience high fever, muscle aches, and in some cases vomiting or diarrhea. These symptoms typically last 2 days. As they subside, we notice a profound neurological shift in about 40% of patients. These patients become very hostile and territorial, almost like feral dogs in the most severe cases. They become especially hostile toward individuals that are of a different ethnic background. We suspect that their brains are reverting to some primitive state that perceives non similar individuals as a threat. This is a very concerning symptom as neurological effects can be extremely challenging to reverse. Our outbreak analysis experts, medical personnel, and research support staff are working around the clock to identify the causative agent of this disease and control this outbreak. The disease does not appear to be fatal, but we do not yet know if the neurological symptoms will be curable. - See more at: http://_national_report_dot_net_/crisis-border-cdc-investigates-mystery-illness-spreading-border-towns/#sthash.gxS5mwbJ.dpuf

This scares the hell out me. It makes the swine flu look like a walk in park.

http://_national_report_dot_net_/crisis-border-cdc-investigates-mystery-illness-spreading-border-towns/

a reply to: nighthawk1954

I saw that MAP yesterday ...

TODAY, I see additional locations in CALIFORNIA, TEXAS, FLORIDA and MAINE

( i.e. this map is being actively-maintained )

Larger-Map: Relocations of Unaccompanied Immigrant Minors

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DISCLOSURE: MAP ... Bookmarked
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Affected individuals seem to be losing many executive mental functions and resorting to a more primitive brain state - See more at: http://_national_report_dot_net_/crisis-border-cdc-investigates-mystery-illness-spreading-border-towns/#sthash.vVHCWgO0.dpuf

Ha! This MUST be getting serious. It seems current administration members have already contracted the illness...

I think this is a joke

Lol wow, am I reading this correctly? Are they saying there is now a disease that makes you racist? Wow. This is going to get ugly.

originally posted by: rustyclutch
Lol wow, am I reading this correctly? Are they saying there is now a disease that makes you racist? Wow. This is going to get ugly.

BS just a excuse for some hicks to be racist


Im not seeing this reported anywhere else.

National Report (_national_report_dot_net_) is a satirical website.

Source, frking google it.

originally posted by: luciddream
National Report (_national_report_dot_net_) is a satirical website.

Source, frking google it.

You cant fix Stoopid Im afraid mate

a reply to: nighthawk1954

National Report is known for publishing fiction. I have not been able to find one substantiating source to this, much less the CDC announcement.

a reply to: crazyewok

Yeah it sounded like a joke...but then I saw real side effects and was like huh? I googled looking for another statement from cdc and thats the only version I found. So yeah most likely a joke...lol

a reply to: crazyewok

They become especially hostile toward individuals that are of a different ethnic background

Well, if this statement doesn't make you question the story, what will?

Me thinks this an onion-style troll piece....or we are about to be overran by a racist zombie hoard.

Well, this explains the current state of many ATS members, haha.

a reply to: sheepslayer247

Imagine some nut goes on a hunt because of this story, "Kill dem illegals!"

a reply to: Witness2008
Sorry fellow ats'ers!

originally posted by: crazyewok

I think this is a joke

I think you are right about the story as some JOKE.

HOWEVER

I think the OP's MAP is LEGIT.
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a reply to: nighthawk1954

Not a problem nighthawk.

You got me going for a minute. I suppose all the illegal immigrant uproar has kept me at the edge of my seat.

a reply to: nighthawk1954

No harm no foul.....but if this is satire, I have to commend them for the comment section below the main piece. That is exactly what I would expect people to say.

originally posted by: Witness2008
a reply to: nighthawk1954

Not a problem nighthawk.

You got me going for a minute. I suppose all the illegal immigrant uproar has kept me at the edge of my seat.

Yeah me too!

ha, yeah... "mystery"

EDIT: NVM, I just saw that it was a joke.

a reply to: nighthawk1954

MODs

This looks like a good candidate for skunk works.
But that is your decision to make after review, not mine.