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A man dressed in a gorilla suit has been accidentally shot at a zoo in Tenerife. The 35 year old member of park staff was shot by a vet who had not been told that he was participating in a drill to practise what to do if an animal escaped.
According to La Opinión de Tenerife, the man was shot with a tranquilliser designed for a 400lb gorilla. He was later found in his underwear having got out of the gorilla suit.
Staff at the zoo claimed he was making noises and gesticulations to ensure the drill appeared to be as realistic as possible. However a vet on site had not been informed of the drill and so took what he believed to be appropriate action given the circumstances.
The vet opened fire with a narcotic dart that struck the man in the leg leading him to require hospital treatment at the University Hospital of the Canary Islands. At hospital the victim was given an antidote and is now in stable condition.
The guy was shouting "don't shoot! I'm not an escaped gorilla!"
The man with the tranquiliser gun said "that's exactly what an escaped gorilla would say..." PFFFT!
originally posted by: madmac5150
Has bigfatfurrytexan checked in today??
This is concerning...
He can also do splits. That's got to count for something.
originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
God... Some people lack so much common sense that it's hard to believe they can still draw air into their lungs.
He deserved exactly what he got...