No No No ... Give ME in Control of the Entire Planet

"im putting this forward as an alternate selection to the other ' put me in charge of the entire planet' posts. ,
Give me total control over this planet
No No ... Give ME in Control of the Entire Planet Instead!


I'm sure you'll prefer mine.,, & if you don't , well theres medication for that


- All must worship the state run religion ,,all other religions will be deemed heresy & require Re-education...

- Total disarmament of civilian populations....

- Gov't forced Genetic engineering & serialization ,, you must be permitted ,licensed & bonded too have children....

- Private property will be confiscated & Re-allocated to top officials...

- Targeted searches against individuals will be conducted & "undesirable" paraphernalia seized & excessive fines imposed ....

- Once members of the general population are deemed "obsolete" ,they will be euthanized & their organs harvested or ground up for fertilizer...

- All voters will be required too pass intelligence & allegiance tests before being allowed to vote...

- No term limits ,,, citizens will be required to "donate" to the party....

- Product purchases will be required & must be purchased from corporations owned by top officials....

- Lobbyists would be legal, bribery of officials would be encouraged...

- All children will be indoctrinated into the State solutions...required viewership of state run media ....

- Medication will be prescribed too those accused of thoughtcrimes or "attitude problems" ...

a reply to: Hoaxster

I had to star and flag this since we've never had Hillary Clinton on ATS before.



Hiya, ma'am!

a reply to: Hoaxster

I think the problem with all these threads is the fact 'control' is used in the title linked to one individual.

I for one want to live on a planet in where all who live on it are in control.
Equality

a reply to: Hoaxster
We all know you wont keep your promises when you get the control, no leader does, for that reason alone i wont give you my vote

a reply to: Hoaxster

- Medication will be prescribed too those accused of thoughtcrimes or "attitude problems"

Excellent ... I will take one list of thought crimes and the exact meds that will be applied to moderate each of them!

Having a choice, of meds, is awesome!

originally posted by: Hoaxster



I'm sure you'll prefer mine.,, & if you don't , well theres medication for that

- Medication will be prescribed too those accused of thoughtcrimes or "attitude problems" ...

What kind of medication? This sounds interesting.....

Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

It seems you may already control the world. Did your secretary forget to tell you?

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: Hoaxster

I had to star and flag this since we've never had Hillary Clinton on ATS before.

Hiya, ma'am!

But...but...but...I voted for you as leader of the planet in the last thread...

Does this mean no new Firefly episodes this year...do I have to give back the campaign t-shirt...

oh noooooossss....

Des

originally posted by: Destinyone

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: Hoaxster

I had to star and flag this since we've never had Hillary Clinton on ATS before.

Hiya, ma'am!

But...but...but...I voted for you as leader of the planet in the last thread...



Does this mean no new Firefly episodes this year...do I have to give back the campaign t-shirt...

oh noooooossss....

Des

Yes ...Des we are all DOOMED! Break out your MRE's.

What the hell...where is the outRage....you seem more concerned about what medication your goning too get out of it ,,,,,your not really considering giving me Control of the Entire Planet are you?

originally posted by: nighthawk1954

originally posted by: Destinyone

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: Hoaxster

I had to star and flag this since we've never had Hillary Clinton on ATS before.

Hiya, ma'am!

But...but...but...I voted for you as leader of the planet in the last thread...



Does this mean no new Firefly episodes this year...do I have to give back the campaign t-shirt...

oh noooooossss....

Des

Yes ...Des we are all DOOMED! Break out your MRE's.

Hey Nighthawk...

I'm cooking up the last of the perishables from my fridge. You are welcome to join us before we have to break open the MRE's,


I do hope our new self appointed leader provides those great meds he promised us all.

Des

a reply to: Destinyone

Don't worry Des.

I'll only make 3 rules under my reign.

1. No yoga pants. I don't care how sexy it makes you look.
2. No olives. They ruin perfectly good martini's.
3. Firefly. For at least 4 seasons.

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: Destinyone

Don't worry Des.

I'll only make 3 rules under my reign.

1. No yoga pants. I don't care how sexy it makes you look.
2. No olives. They ruin perfectly good martini's.
3. Firefly. For at least 4 seasons.

Ahhhhh...I hope you have a dispensation form for the olives. I love to stuff mine with blue cheese for a good dirty martini.

That's the only glitch I see in your rules of reign....

Des

No, I'm sorry, but I am the self-appointed and widely acknowledged ruler of the tiny principality of MElandia. I rule the three states of Me, Myself, and I. The confederated confabulation has just voted, and I approved, a measure to not acknowledge your sovereignty in any way. If you agree to abide by our sovereign right to self-determination, we may agree to negotiations over those issues which may be of mutual benefit to our two nations. However, know that we are prepared to defend ourselves with force if need be should you attempt to assimilate us into your collective.

originally posted by: Destinyone

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: Destinyone

Don't worry Des.

I'll only make 3 rules under my reign.

1. No yoga pants. I don't care how sexy it makes you look.
2. No olives. They ruin perfectly good martini's.
3. Firefly. For at least 4 seasons.

Ahhhhh...I hope you have a dispensation form for the olives. I love to stuff mine with blue cheese for a good dirty martini.

That's the only glitch I see in your rules of reign....

Des

Hearsay!

Just for that, you have to watch Firefly on DVD.

NOT Blueray.

Sorry, didn't mean to be so harsh, but I have to lay down the law!

a reply to: Hoaxster

This wasn't you by any chance was it? .....

a reply to: Hoaxster

Hey Hoaxster!
Sounds like today's human beings to me....focus on the meds, get numb...forget to care about who's in control, lol.
I am just kidding, but you get my vote for NOT banning yoga pants.
Not sure what else I just agreed to, but is it time for my meds yet?

I might start a "Rant" called, "I Do NOT Want to Be In Control!"...but I'm too apathetic right now.

jacygirl

Yeah we get it, someone posted a lunatic thread earlier.
I didn't feel like we needed the first response thread, and we definitely don't need this one.

Can we just put this to rest already?

originally posted by: rangerdanger
Yeah we get it, someone posted a lunatic thread earlier.
I didn't feel like we needed the first response thread, and we definitely don't need this one.

Can we just put this to rest already?

Oh geez...it's really easy to fix this!
Just don't click on any more of these threads.

jacygirl