To the young lady driving the Ford F-250
I want to start by saying I LOVE your truck. Jacked up with chrome all over, beautiful, especially the front grill. I have to admit, while the
grill of your truck was resting against my back window I was jealous that I did not have such a nice truck. May I suggest purchasing Road Rhino
Bumpers. I'm not sure if they make them for the ford, but you are able to hook up a winch, which I am sure you are going to need at some point in
your driving carrier.
I am still amazed that you fit that truck in between myself and that bus load of children heading to school. I mean you had easily 2 inches on either
side and I only had to brake hard once. Bravo! Although you probably owe the truck driver a Timmies. I mean he did scrap off a mm of dirt along
the whole left side of your truck as you rapidly pulled back into your lane. Kinda misjudged that eh?. I am chalking up that misjudgement to you
hair. I know, kinda strange, but I have never seen a bun pulled up so high and so tight before. I'm sure it was causing your eyes to squint, which
is why you though passing was a great idea.
By the way, what radio station do you listen to? What ever it was was causing you to leap all around that cabin, punch the steering wheel and
scream. My I suggest some classical?
I am really not sure what part of the rest of this situation I enjoyed the most....
1. When you were stuck between the bus and I for the next 5 minutes.
2. When you almost died making your ramp “what is it with people and their inability to navigate a slight curve, while screaming and flipping
someone off. Geesh”
3. Watching you across 6 lanes of traffic on the 401 as you hung out your truck and attempted to scream at me. I'm not a physicist but I am pretty
sure that I had no hope of hearing a single word you were ranting.
Thank you for the wave, I am glad that you only used one finger, it is way to cold to risk your whole hand to frostbite.
For future reference, In Ontario veteran's have a red poppy on their license plates. This poppy signifies that not a single F@&k will be given when
you try to intimidate.