The "What On Earth Were They Thinking" thread

from the department of High IQ


All thats' missing is the "Being Dumb for Dummies" Book...

From the Department of Simian Beauticians


No if and or butts..

From the Porcelain Princess House


Nothing says love like sharing a moment on adjoining thrones...

It's only for a 15 minute day so it has to be value for money!

From the What? I cant Hear You Department


Also makes for a great Solar Ear Warmer...

From the when STHTF Department

Yes, now there's a reason to have your significant other keep a Bra on, for emergencies !

From the It's your Stuff Department

And this is not debatable

All the World's a Stage and your stuck in a Bowl

You now can take that fishy friend of yours for an nice walk. Besides, if the batty ol' lady next door can walk her damn cats, I don't see why you can't take your fish out for some fun.

It's not just Music for the Simple, but also for your Pimple

Take an MP3 player, add some sort of facial cleansing ionizer, and boom, best product ever. The Mpion is a MP3 player that you rub on your face to release acne cleansing ions. Now you can cleanse your face to those Phat Monster Beats!

From the I love you to Death Department

If you want Friends and Family to know that you'll execute them if they don't like the food you've prepared, let them see this. "The Ex" is available in red or black ($70) and chrome ($100). It even comes with five knives, so you're ready to do some stabbing right out of the box.

From the can I get a hand Department

Drinking from a glass only requires one hand. But if you want the extra inconvenience of having to use two hands -- and hunching over and probably spilling the drink all over your lap anyways -- please try this electric arm from the 1950s.

Be advised!

Also be on the look-out for one Wascally Wabbit!

From The Department of Forestry

I think someone missed the memo....