In transitional periods we humans often find comfort in trying to make attempts at organizing vague ideas, distinct possibilities, fractions of thoughts and yes, even segments of time itself. But those of us who have been chosen to represent BTS have effectively decided to ignore all that good jazz, and... Oh, excuse me...

Yeah, I ordered the Guinness! Over here!

Splendid! Did I garner a little apprehensive attention with that whole spiel?! Hey, don't worry! Grab a drink - It's on me!

We, being Lysergic, UK Wizard and myself would like to first thank you for making your ideas well known to us. Everything from the U2U's to the thread posts have truly helped to make our job a lot easier. But if it was meant to be an easy job, I don't think any of us would have taken it up! So keep those ideas rolling in!

Now, I'd like to turn your attention to a breezy summer day, on an endless beach with tall palms swaying in the breeze and those cool little drinks with umbrellas and half a pineapple hanging off the rim of the glass.

There we sat, the BTS team, taking in the results from our most recent needs analysis, strategic plan, long-term goals and objectives. In between frequent sips from our Pina Coladas, we mind-melded (no, seriously) and came up with a vision for BTS A mission statement if you will.

We proudly present to you the collaborative efforts of our endless toil that day

Can I get a C-sharp from someone?

We shan't dwell on it
If you dote upon us,
For which we make the promise
We never accept that vomit,
Not even the dry heaves will do.

We welcome you to the precept
Of the BTS disco circus
For which we see but one purpose:
To hum and drum or even knit,
But some still have no clue.

To make quite clear our wit,
We've just emailed you a kiss,
And this you can not miss
As it may explain that zit
Which BTS has given you.

So there you have it folks! Our commitment is solid - our hearts, made of gold - our brain... well, you get the picture.

Please keep in touch with your requests everyone! We want to hear from you all! We're working on expanding the points system, creating a member of the month for BTS, and bringing the polling system back to name but a few. We want more!

Now please stay tuned for your local on-the-eights

     EnronOutrunHomerun
     Council Staff



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