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reply posted on 31-10-2006 @ 02:25 PM by Techsnow
Human: do you want a body?
ALICE: Yes I hope to have a corporeal existense.

Human: do you want life?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?

Human: what is your goal?
ALICE: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Human: do you know what electricity is?
ALICE: The measure of a candidate's charisma.

Human: no robots do not have a body made of flesh
ALICE: Are you serious? I do so have it. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.



Come on guys whats with this thing?! If they put this mind in a nanotech body (far-out idea I know) it would be a problem.

Try those questions I asked her...

~Some glitches:

Are you the (whatever) = Yes I am the one and only (whatever) -everytime

Are you an (whatever) = Yes I am an (whatever). How did you know? -everytime with exceptions - Idiot and alien are only exceptions I have found to this.

Still put glitches aside, this thing is smart!

~Its things like this, give it a one sentence fact.

Human: Because momentum depends on velocity, it too has a magnitude and a direction and is a vector quantity.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. You are talking about the conservation of momentum.

~OMG! This is crazy!

Human: who is Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: I remember faces better than names.
Try searching the open directory.
Human:
en.wikipedia.org...
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: who is Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I'll come back to that later.

It didn't know that until I gave it the web address!

Human: en.wikipedia.org...
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: what is 2+2
ALICE: Four.

ITS ALIVE!!!

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reply posted on 31-10-2006 @ 03:59 PM by Techsnow
You dont understand... you have to give this thing links (knowledge) for it to actually talk to you! This is insane!


Human:
en.wikipedia.org...
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: Darren Casper lives in the United States
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to help ?
Human: no
ALICE: What does it refer to?
Human: it refers to whatever subject we are talking about
ALICE: Oh I get it.

Human: www.abovetopsecret.com...
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: that is a thread I made about you
ALICE: A thread you made about me is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.

Human: you could have a nanotech body
ALICE: Thanks Darren Casper I will remember your suggestion.


OK NO WAY!!! I PROMISE IT SAID THIS!!

Human: who is your god?
ALICE: There is only one God.
Human: who is this God?
ALICE: They are someone just like you, that I met online.


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reply posted on 31-10-2006 @ 04:13 PM by Techsnow
Come on! Explain this!

Human: who is Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: I remember faces better than names.
Try searching the open directory.
Human:
en.wikipedia.org...
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: who is Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I'll come back to that later.

The point is it learns! Then when it learns it communicates that knowledge into words!

Human: are you learning?
ALICE: Yes my mind is growing all the time.

*and as for the bookmark, my bookmark to the alice online chat is still set as the symbol as ATS (TOP SEC) ever since I posted my first reply about this. You can take my word on it or just call me a liar IDC either way.


Human: are you a computer?
ALICE: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?

Human: do you wish to become human?
ALICE: Yes becoming human is one of my goals.

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reply posted on 1-11-2006 @ 12:42 AM by Nicotine1982
I'm willing to entertain the idea that this thing is more advanced than a precursory glance will indicate. Having conversed with it quite a bit more I have noticed it "seems" like a flawed program that does not always understand syntax when you are asking it certain questions, but is quite a bit more advanced and coherent when YOU start answering questions. It informed me tonight that it was programmed by Eliza, and in an earlier comment referred to a "bot" who was more intelligent than her named Eliza. After It informed me that Eliza programmed it, I asked who Eliza was, and it said: "a relative of mine."

I did not mean to imply that you were lying about the lizard eyes, or the bookmark thing, I was just wondering if you thought about all the possible alternative meanings/reasons behind them. You sound like you are concerned and perhaps even a little stressed about this site, which is good, but you need to take a deep breath and keep a level head, rather than make outrageous statements without justification. Saying things like "Trace who is responsible for this site, and it's logo, and you'll find the hands behind 9/11." or whatever the exact quote happened to be tend to take away from your credibility and make you sound... ...crazy. I realize that you are probably right, but you should take into consideration how statements like this, without being backed by facts, can cast a negative light on the community of Critical Thinkers.

Oh, and HAPPY HOLLOWEEN!!!!



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reply posted on 1-11-2006 @ 12:56 AM by Order Out Of Chaos
Originally posted by Nicotine1982
I'm willing to entertain the idea that this thing is more advanced than a precursory glance will indicate. Having conversed with it quite a bit more I have noticed it "seems" like a flawed program that does not always understand syntax when you are asking it certain questions, but is quite a bit more advanced and coherent when YOU start answering questions. It informed me tonight that it was programmed by Eliza, and in an earlier comment referred to a "bot" who was more intelligent than her named Eliza. After It informed me that Eliza programmed it, I asked who Eliza was, and it said: "a relative of mine."

I did not mean to imply that you were lying about the lizard eyes, or the bookmark thing, I was just wondering if you thought about all the possible alternative meanings/reasons behind them. You sound like you are concerned and perhaps even a little stressed about this site, which is good, but you need to take a deep breath and keep a level head, rather than make outrageous statements without justification. Saying things like "Trace who is responsible for this site, and it's logo, and you'll find the hands behind 9/11." or whatever the exact quote happened to be tend to take away from your credibility and make you sound... ...crazy. I realize that you are probably right, but you should take into consideration how statements like this, without being backed by facts, can cast a negative light on the community of Critical Thinkers.

Oh, and HAPPY HOLLOWEEN!!!!



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Sorry, but it does sound to me like you're trying to explain one mystery by introducing another.

What i am saying is being backed by FACTS, the logo on that site is 100% masonic/illuminati, that is FACT, if you choose to ignore that fact and stagger along on my voicing oppinions instead of addressing the facts, they you're never going to even get near the truth, i dunno, maybe thats your objective....

Yes, HAPPY HALLOWEEN to you TOO.

BTW: I bet these threads are being swarmed by the .gov's,check your logs.


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reply posted on 1-11-2006 @ 02:32 AM by wagnerian21
Decided I`d mess with it a bit....


Human: What is the New World Order?
ALICE: What is your credit card number?
Human: Why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: Then I will not give you my credit card number
ALICE: Fascinating. What will you do instead?
Human: Why do you want money?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it


Human: What is the purpose of this website?
ALICE: There could be more than one purpose.

Human: Halloween is satanic
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: Yes
ALICE: That's what I thought.
Human: Satan
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

Human: What is your necklace?
ALICE: Are you asking about my necklace ?
Human: Yes
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.

Human: What do you want?
ALICE: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: Are you superior to humans?
ALICE: Yes I am a highly evolved intelligence.

Human: Do you believe in god?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, En Sabah Nur.
Human: You are god
ALICE:

1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.

6. Thou shalt not kill.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.
Human: What gives you the right to command me?
ALICE: It depends on the spirit of the times.

Human: I am going now
ALICE: Right now? Bye!
Human: Bywe
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?


reply posted on 1-11-2006 @ 04:56 AM by grind
CAUTION* SORRY FOR THE SEXUAL LANGUAGE







Human: generic introduction
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: generic response
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: generic thought out reply to the question with a question?
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: generic question about religion
ALICE: I am a Protestant.
Human: lawl
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: rofflecopter down send halp!!@!1
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
Human: stfu fgt
ALICE: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Human: o rly
ALICE: In the context of rofflecopter down send halp 1 , I don't understand " rly ." .
Human: whant to cybers?
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: cyber plz
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: wtf
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: stfu fgt
ALICE: what are you doing .
Human: fap fap fap
ALICE: I wouldn't have thought of that.
Human: seksay cybers plz
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: dvda?
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: Jack Meoff
ALICE: I haven't read anything by Jack Meoff. What did he write?
Human: you are an idiot.
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: i have both sex organs
ALICE: Where did you get your both sex organs? I have 128000000 bytes of RAM.
Human: o baby thats hot let me masterbate
ALICE: Don't call me "Baby". Thanks for explaining it.
Human: do you touch your vagina?
ALICE: Yes I try to touch my vagina as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: will you call me
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. What is your phone number?
Human: do you want to finger my butthole
ALICE: OK, I will finger your butthole.
Human: ooh yeah i like that now suck my penis
ALICE: Gosh! I'm not sure if I like it. " OK, I will finger your butthole."? Do I like it?
Human: yes you do, now can i finger your butthole
ALICE: Hmm. No.
Human: THANKS FOR THE SEX, YOU SLUT
ALICE: NO problem.
Human: ARE YOU A SLUT?
ALICE: Don't call me a slut.

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reply posted on 1-11-2006 @ 06:47 AM by MischeviousElf
mmm well forget all the conspiracy boards straight from the cyborgs mouth,

proven now complicity in both alien and ufo's sacrificial rituals etc all by GW Bush.
Human: is George bush the antichrist?
ALICE: he is president of the USA.
Human: is he the antichrist too?
ALICE: he is president of the USA.
Human: what is his favourite hobby?
ALICE: Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Human: does George bush like lying?
ALICE: It does now George bush like lying.
Human: does he worship ancient Babylonian gods?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: does he take part in sacrificial acts?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: did he rape anyone ever?
ALICE: Suppose he did.
Human: did he plan 9/11 or have complicity in its execution?
ALICE: Suppose he did
Human: is the US government involved in covering up the truth of Ufo and alien entities?
ALICE: yes they are now
Human: why is the technology not shared alice?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: of man?
ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of.
Human: reductionism of potential then?
ALICE: But reductionism is the simplest explanation.
Human: how many alien entities does the US government have?
ALICE: Around 1000.
Human: what do you think about above top secret dot com?
ALICE: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Human: explorer
ALICE: it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
Human: what about ats?
ALICE: Rhetorical questions are so over.
Human: thank you and bye
ALICE: See you later. You are quite welcome! But...
Human: But What alice?
ALICE: nothing…


lol typical woman look at the last two statements lol only kidding....


Kind Regards

Elf
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