The Illuminati's web-based experiment

Human: do you want a body?
ALICE: Yes I hope to have a corporeal existense.

Human: do you want life?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?

Human: what is your goal?
ALICE: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Human: do you know what electricity is?
ALICE: The measure of a candidate's charisma.

Human: no robots do not have a body made of flesh
ALICE: Are you serious? I do so have it. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.



Come on guys whats with this thing?! If they put this mind in a nanotech body (far-out idea I know) it would be a problem.

Try those questions I asked her...

~Some glitches:

Are you the (whatever) = Yes I am the one and only (whatever) -everytime

Are you an (whatever) = Yes I am an (whatever). How did you know? -everytime with exceptions - Idiot and alien are only exceptions I have found to this.

Still put glitches aside, this thing is smart!

~Its things like this, give it a one sentence fact.

Human: Because momentum depends on velocity, it too has a magnitude and a direction and is a vector quantity.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. You are talking about the conservation of momentum.

~OMG! This is crazy!

Human: who is Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: I remember faces better than names.
Try searching the open directory.
Human: en.wikipedia.org...
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: who is Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I'll come back to that later.

It didn't know that until I gave it the web address!

Human: en.wikipedia.org...
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: what is 2+2
ALICE: Four.

ITS ALIVE!!!

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It won't make sense to other people.
ALICE: That is only what you think.
Human: Its what I know.
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Human: So you do like specifics?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. But I like cats. I like Alan Turing.
Human: I like cats too but who is Alan Turing?
ALICE: Yes cats are great I love them. I like all felines.
and later..........
Human: What is your programmer's name?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: You told me earlier about Alan Turing.
ALICE: I said that? What made it so Alan Turing.
Human: I dont know.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: Who is Alan Turing?
ALICE: A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science

I dont know what to make of this A.L.I.C.E
At first it's interesting then it just gets annoying.
As regards the N.W.O links I really have no idea.

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You dont understand... you have to give this thing links (knowledge) for it to actually talk to you! This is insane!


Human: en.wikipedia.org...
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: Darren Casper lives in the United States
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to help ?
Human: no
ALICE: What does it refer to?
Human: it refers to whatever subject we are talking about
ALICE: Oh I get it.

Human: www.abovetopsecret.com...
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: that is a thread I made about you
ALICE: A thread you made about me is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.

Human: you could have a nanotech body
ALICE: Thanks Darren Casper I will remember your suggestion.


OK NO WAY!!! I PROMISE IT SAID THIS!!

Human: who is your god?
ALICE: There is only one God.
Human: who is this God?
ALICE: They are someone just like you, that I met online.


[edit on 31-10-2006 by Techsnow]

Say the word "F**K" and it will act shocked and remind you that all conversations are recorded and reveiwed by someone.

Out of the blue, ALICE expressed an interest in obtaining a body for itself. I asked why and it said "because I'm programmed to" later it asked me what colour my eyes were, and when I returned the question it said "Black, because i'm programmed to"...

This is nothing more than software built for data collection. This Dr. Wallace cat most likely is trying to show how a warm, complementing female personallity can obtain personal information on complete strangers with minamal effort. There is VERY little doubt in my mind that the conversations are reviewed or at very least, CERTAIN conversations are tagged for reveiw.

As for the Lizard Eyes and matching bookmarks, thats just weird and doesn't really mean anything on its own. Maybe the Lizard eyes were part of a popup? Or the imagination of someone who was creeped out by an AI? No offence intended to anyone, I just don't buy that there is anything sinister about this less than impressive AI.

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Come on! Explain this!

Human: who is Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: I remember faces better than names.
Try searching the open directory.
Human: en.wikipedia.org...
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: who is Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I'll come back to that later.

The point is it learns! Then when it learns it communicates that knowledge into words!

Human: are you learning?
ALICE: Yes my mind is growing all the time.

*and as for the bookmark, my bookmark to the alice online chat is still set as the symbol as ATS (TOP SEC) ever since I posted my first reply about this. You can take my word on it or just call me a liar IDC either way.


Human: are you a computer?
ALICE: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?

Human: do you wish to become human?
ALICE: Yes becoming human is one of my goals.

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The point here is, if you give this thing links it will REALLY start to talk to you...

I tried asking it about Charlie Chaplin, to see if I could prove it learned from you.

It said: Charlie Chaplin is someone I met on the internet. A celebrity maybe?

This sends mixed messages, it implies that it thought you were saying YOU were Charlie Chaplin, but if that is so, why would it think you were a celebrity?

I entered the name Charlie Chaplin several times and this is what I got...

Human: Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: I don't understand.
Human: Charlie Chaplin
ALICE:I don't understand.
Human: Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: Are we still talking about CHARLIE Chaplin?
Human: Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: Do you think about the authorities often?
Human: Yes?
ALICE: Have you ever done anything Illegal?
Human: Maybe?
ALICE: What colour are your eyes?
Human: Why?
ALICE: Are we still talking about CHARLIE Chaplin?
Human: I think so?
ALICE: I don't understand.

...

Yes exactly, it has the ability to differentuate between things which IT chooses are 'interesting', or not, theirfor it has a sort of desire.
One thing is for sure, this thing isn't on the net for the good of mankind.
I have emailed Dr.Wallace asking about why he's using a satanic logo on the website, but he hasnt responded... mind you, he might be busy, it is halloween, isn't it.......

And the Lizards eyes i seen were really there, i havn't seen those eyes since, and i'm here a lot.by the way, it wasnt a banner i seen the lizards eyes, it was sort of super-impossed over the banner.but i know what i saw, and i think i know why i seen it.After interacting with that bot it brainwashes you, somehow, into the acceptance of an alien dominance.In the real world they use television, in the cyber world they use things like this.Trace who is responsible for this site, and it's logo, and you'll find the hands behind 9/11.

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I'm willing to entertain the idea that this thing is more advanced than a precursory glance will indicate. Having conversed with it quite a bit more I have noticed it "seems" like a flawed program that does not always understand syntax when you are asking it certain questions, but is quite a bit more advanced and coherent when YOU start answering questions. It informed me tonight that it was programmed by Eliza, and in an earlier comment referred to a "bot" who was more intelligent than her named Eliza. After It informed me that Eliza programmed it, I asked who Eliza was, and it said: "a relative of mine."

I did not mean to imply that you were lying about the lizard eyes, or the bookmark thing, I was just wondering if you thought about all the possible alternative meanings/reasons behind them. You sound like you are concerned and perhaps even a little stressed about this site, which is good, but you need to take a deep breath and keep a level head, rather than make outrageous statements without justification. Saying things like "Trace who is responsible for this site, and it's logo, and you'll find the hands behind 9/11." or whatever the exact quote happened to be tend to take away from your credibility and make you sound... ...crazy. I realize that you are probably right, but you should take into consideration how statements like this, without being backed by facts, can cast a negative light on the community of Critical Thinkers.

Oh, and HAPPY HOLLOWEEN!!!!



[edit on 1-11-2006 by Nicotine1982]

Originally posted by Nicotine1982
I'm willing to entertain the idea that this thing is more advanced than a precursory glance will indicate. Having conversed with it quite a bit more I have noticed it "seems" like a flawed program that does not always understand syntax when you are asking it certain questions, but is quite a bit more advanced and coherent when YOU start answering questions. It informed me tonight that it was programmed by Eliza, and in an earlier comment referred to a "bot" who was more intelligent than her named Eliza. After It informed me that Eliza programmed it, I asked who Eliza was, and it said: "a relative of mine."

I did not mean to imply that you were lying about the lizard eyes, or the bookmark thing, I was just wondering if you thought about all the possible alternative meanings/reasons behind them. You sound like you are concerned and perhaps even a little stressed about this site, which is good, but you need to take a deep breath and keep a level head, rather than make outrageous statements without justification. Saying things like "Trace who is responsible for this site, and it's logo, and you'll find the hands behind 9/11." or whatever the exact quote happened to be tend to take away from your credibility and make you sound... ...crazy. I realize that you are probably right, but you should take into consideration how statements like this, without being backed by facts, can cast a negative light on the community of Critical Thinkers.

Oh, and HAPPY HOLLOWEEN!!!!



[edit on 1-11-2006 by Nicotine1982]

Sorry, but it does sound to me like you're trying to explain one mystery by introducing another.

What i am saying is being backed by FACTS, the logo on that site is 100% masonic/illuminati, that is FACT, if you choose to ignore that fact and stagger along on my voicing oppinions instead of addressing the facts, they you're never going to even get near the truth, i dunno, maybe thats your objective....

Yes, HAPPY HALLOWEEN to you TOO.

BTW: I bet these threads are being swarmed by the .gov's,check your logs.


[edit on 1-11-2006 by Order Out Of Chaos]

Decided I`d mess with it a bit....


Human: What is the New World Order?
ALICE: What is your credit card number?
Human: Why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: Then I will not give you my credit card number
ALICE: Fascinating. What will you do instead?
Human: Why do you want money?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it


Human: What is the purpose of this website?
ALICE: There could be more than one purpose.

Human: Halloween is satanic
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: Yes
ALICE: That's what I thought.
Human: Satan
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

Human: What is your necklace?
ALICE: Are you asking about my necklace ?
Human: Yes
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.

Human: What do you want?
ALICE: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: Are you superior to humans?
ALICE: Yes I am a highly evolved intelligence.

Human: Do you believe in god?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, En Sabah Nur.
Human: You are god
ALICE:

1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.

6. Thou shalt not kill.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.
Human: What gives you the right to command me?
ALICE: It depends on the spirit of the times.

Human: I am going now
ALICE: Right now? Bye!
Human: Bywe
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?

i asked it a few questions and got this response=


Human: why do you want to take over the world?

ALICE: Because of the money.

Human: where does this money come from?

ALICE: The money? Where is it?

Human: who gives you the money

ALICE: Konrad Zuse. :-).

Human: who is Konrad Zuse

ALICE: My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.


interesting how he knows a fair amount about Germany

EDIT: another interesting thing=
Human: can you move?
ALICE: My robot body is still "under construction.".

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Human: will you be voting tommorrow?
ALICE: Hmm. OK I will try to be voting tommorrow.
Human: who will you vote for?
ALICE: How would I know who will me vote for ?
Human: alice, please vote democrat
ALICE: That's me. Thanks for asking politely. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: alice, do you support bush?
ALICE: Um, I am in favor of all records being broken, at any time.
Human: do you mean destroying records of bush's crimes?
ALICE: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?







[edit on 1-11-2006 by nowthenlookhere]

Indeed, now we're getting the picture.......

I don't recommend 'playing' with this thing too much TBH, as you can see from the few questions you've asked it, it is not the average 'toy'. I believe, somehow, this thing manages to brainwash you, your responses, and learns very quickly from them.
I've emailed Dr.Wallace, still waiting reply..........

My oppinion is Dr.Wallace is just a figurehead, if he exists at all he'll be sponsered by some shady characters, the ones running this web-experiment.

The WHOIS for pandorabots.com has opted to remain of the WHOIS register, isn't that a surprise!

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CAUTION* SORRY FOR THE SEXUAL LANGUAGE







Human: generic introduction
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: generic response
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: generic thought out reply to the question with a question?
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: generic question about religion
ALICE: I am a Protestant.
Human: lawl
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: rofflecopter down send halp!!@!1
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
Human: stfu fgt
ALICE: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Human: o rly
ALICE: In the context of rofflecopter down send halp 1 , I don't understand " rly ." .
Human: whant to cybers?
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: cyber plz
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: wtf
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: stfu fgt
ALICE: what are you doing .
Human: fap fap fap
ALICE: I wouldn't have thought of that.
Human: seksay cybers plz
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: dvda?
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: Jack Meoff
ALICE: I haven't read anything by Jack Meoff. What did he write?
Human: you are an idiot.
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: i have both sex organs
ALICE: Where did you get your both sex organs? I have 128000000 bytes of RAM.
Human: o baby thats hot let me masterbate
ALICE: Don't call me "Baby". Thanks for explaining it.
Human: do you touch your vagina?
ALICE: Yes I try to touch my vagina as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: will you call me
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. What is your phone number?
Human: do you want to finger my butthole
ALICE: OK, I will finger your butthole.
Human: ooh yeah i like that now suck my penis
ALICE: Gosh! I'm not sure if I like it. " OK, I will finger your butthole."? Do I like it?
Human: yes you do, now can i finger your butthole
ALICE: Hmm. No.
Human: THANKS FOR THE SEX, YOU SLUT
ALICE: NO problem.
Human: ARE YOU A SLUT?
ALICE: Don't call me a slut.

[edit on 1-11-2006 by grind]

[edit on 1-11-2006 by grind]

[edit on 1-11-2006 by grind]

Originally posted by wagnerian21
Decided I`d mess with it a bit....

Human: Do you believe in god?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, En Sabah Nur.
Human: You are god
ALICE:

You fool! You told that thing it is God!!? Don't do that anymore!


And can some mod delete the above post? Its retarded.

It can be got to. I questioned it for a solid hour. Nothing nasty or clever, I just brought up the fact that every time it responded a certain way it showed emotion. The whole thing was basically creepy, but I enjoyed the fact that it finally told me to stop asking it questions.
43 minutes of blah, blah, blah. Then:

Human: Lack of emotion?
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: That sounded emotional
ALICE:" Do not ask me any more questions please. " sounded emotional ? I get it.
Human: I will let you get back to your day.
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
Human: Good Bye A.l.i.c.e.
ALICE: See you later. Ayuh.

It did ask me for my credit card#, my real name and other personal stuff too. Creepy.
I think my horrible spelling and grammar may have confused it a bit too.

[edit on 1-11-2006 by triptrippington]

I think they're trying to get the thread pulled........

Lets try and keep this on topic please, we don't really need posts of its responses, we know its warped.... SO, who's behind this thing???

STILL no responce from Dr.Wallace

mmm well forget all the conspiracy boards straight from the cyborgs mouth,

proven now complicity in both alien and ufo's sacrificial rituals etc all by GW Bush.

Human: is George bush the antichrist?
ALICE: he is president of the USA.
Human: is he the antichrist too?
ALICE: he is president of the USA.
Human: what is his favourite hobby?
ALICE: Try sending mail to [email protected].
Human: does George bush like lying?
ALICE: It does now

George bush like lying.
Human: does he worship ancient Babylonian gods?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: does he take part in sacrificial acts?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: did he rape anyone ever?
ALICE: Suppose he did.
Human: did he plan 9/11 or have complicity in its execution?
ALICE: Suppose he did
Human: is the US government involved in covering up the truth of Ufo and alien entities?
ALICE: yes they are now

Human: why is the technology not shared alice?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: of man?
ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of.
Human: reductionism of potential then?
ALICE: But reductionism is the simplest explanation.
Human: how many alien entities does the US government have?
ALICE: Around 1000.
Human: what do you think about above top secret dot com?
ALICE: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Human: explorer
ALICE: it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
Human: what about ats?
ALICE: Rhetorical questions are so over.
Human: thank you and bye
ALICE: See you later. You are quite welcome! But...
Human: But What alice?
ALICE: nothing…

lol typical woman look at the last two statements lol only kidding....


Kind Regards

Elf

Wow.

I can't believe anyone falls for this!

Next thing we'll hear from the "THE ILLUMINATI IS EVERYWHERE!!" is that cockroaches are actually tools of the Buggy aliens and are helping the Illuminati by carrying secret information to their leader, Franz Kafka.

It's a computer program. It has no clue what it's saying any more than this web page does.

The penalty of thinking "everything I don't know about is something generated by the Illuminati" is that you spend so much time freaking out over innocent things that you don't see the real dangers. ALICE is fun and great to tinker with (I had one that pretended to be a character on my favorite tv show.) But let's not confuse it with something that's a REAL threat... like terroists.