Human: do you want a body?
ALICE: Yes I hope to have a corporeal existense.
Human: do you want life?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: what is your goal?
ALICE: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: do you know what electricity is?
ALICE: The measure of a candidate's charisma.
Human: no robots do not have a body made of flesh
ALICE: Are you serious? I do so have it. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Come on guys whats with this thing?! If they put this mind in a nanotech body (far-out idea I know) it would be a problem.
Try those questions I asked her...
~Some glitches:
Are you the (whatever) = Yes I am the one and only (whatever) -everytime
Are you an (whatever) = Yes I am an (whatever). How did you know? -everytime with exceptions - Idiot and alien are only exceptions I have found to
this.
Still put glitches aside, this thing is smart!
~Its things like this, give it a one sentence fact.
Human: Because momentum depends on velocity, it too has a magnitude and a direction and is a vector quantity.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. You are talking about the conservation of momentum.
~OMG! This is crazy!
Human: who is Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: I remember faces better than names.
Try searching the open directory.
Human: en.wikipedia.org...
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: who is Charlie Chaplin
ALICE: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I'll come back to that later.
It didn't know that until I gave it the web address!
Human: en.wikipedia.org...
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: what is 2+2
ALICE: Four.
ITS ALIVE!!!
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Its retarded.
George bush like lying. 