Robin William's' Peace Plan

Robin William's' Peace Plan. (Hard to argue with his logic!) I see a

lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan:


1) The United States will apologize to the world for our
; "Interference" in their affairs, past & present. We will
promise never to "interfere again.


2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines.
They don't want us there. We would station troops at our
borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.


3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days
&nb sp; the remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France
would welcome them.


4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to 90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one from
a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it
there, change it yourself. Don't hide here. Asylum would
not be available to anyone. We don't n eed any more cab
drivers.


5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "F", and it's back
home, baby.


6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing non polluting
sources of energy, but will require a temporary drilling of
oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
& nbsp; cope for a while.


7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $1.00
a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, TOUGH STUFF!!!


8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah, Jehovah or
whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.
Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken
by their army. The people who n eed it most get very little,
anyway.


9) Ship the United Nations headquarters to an island some-
where on the other side of the planet. We don't need the
spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, it would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.


10) Use the vacated UN buildings as replacement for the twin
towers.


11) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
; way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.


Now, isn't that a winner of a plan. The Statue of Liberty is no
longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled
masses." She has a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want
a piece of me?"

IF YOU AGREE, PASS THIS ON! If not, "TOUGH STUFF."

that's some good logic baby!

sorry to burst your bubble but, thats a hoax.

We don't yet know who is responsible for the piece quoted above, but it definitely wasn't actor-comedian Robin Williams (of Mork & Mindy fame). This item's debut appears to have been a 20 March 2003 posting to the USENET newsgroup alt.motorcycles.harley, and from there it was rapidly disseminated via e-mail and blogs, credited to either "author unknown" or no one at all. The Robin Williams attribution wasn't tacked on until several weeks later, apparently because along the way someone appended a genuine Robin Williams quote to the list as an eleventh item:


"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" - Robin Williams.

Obviously the Robin Williams attribution for the final item was interpreted as applying to the list as a whole, so now the entire piece is making the rounds as 'the Robin Williams plan.'

Robin Williams never said that, however good the plan may be.

And its a crappy plan that someone wanted fame for, so they blamed it on Williams.

XAOS

[Edited on 15-9-2003 by xaos]

I dunno, sounds pretty good to me.

I LIKE IT!

PEACE...
m...

[Edited on 9-15-2003 by Springer]

most of it is great. I do not like the parts about not giving assylum to people and the whole "not giving aid" #. Yeh the aid may not be being used properly by the countires but thats something that should be sorted. I mean there can never be enough aid for 3rd world countries.

That is what it is.
That is a good plan.
That is the same type of plan that many here have argued was a bad thing.[separate/isolationist]
America worked well before it was pulled into the quagmire during WWI and WWII,now we are drowning in the consequences of those mistakes which were made so long ago.

From Snopes.com...

Origins: We don't yet know who is responsible for the piece quoted above, but it definitely wasn't actor-comedian Robin Williams (of Mork & Mindy fame). This item's debut appears to have been a 20 March 2003 posting to the USENET newsgroup alt.motorcycles.harley, and from there it was rapidly disseminated via e-mail and blogs, credited to either "author unknown" or no one at all. The Robin Williams attribution wasn't tacked on until several weeks later, apparently because along the way someone appended a genuine Robin Williams quote to the list as an eleventh item:

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" - Robin Williams.

Obviously the Robin Williams attribution for the final item was interpreted as applying to the list as a whole, so now the entire piece is making the rounds as 'the Robin Williams plan.'


It was a collaboration between George Carlin, Ted Nugent, and Touristguy. This is their second work. The first was the infamous "I am a Bad American" piece.
Authored by bootyist-monk.

"
I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD Republican.

I like big cars, big cigars and naturally big racks. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate. I think playing with guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe its called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I think I'm better than the homeless. I am not the real Slim Shady, so I think that I�m gonna stay seated right here in this damn comfy chair. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't care if you call me a racist, a homophobe or a misogynist. I am not tolerant of others because they are different. I know that no matter how big Jennifer Lopez�s toilet gets, I�ll still want to see it.

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you do it in English. I like my porn without silicon. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I want to know when MTV became such crap. I think getting a hummer is sex, and every man is entitled to at least one extremely sloppy one per month. I know what the definition of is is. I think Oprah's eyes are way too far apart. I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet. I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny. I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think that being a student doesn�t give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. I�ve never mourned a dead goldfish. I don�t want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package. I believe everyone has a right to pray to their God or gods, while I pray that the test results come back negative. I think the Clippers should play in the WNBA. My heroes are Abraham Lincoln, Orson Wells, Ronald Reagan and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I think creative violence makes movies more interesting and Iraqis more dead.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake, but I still think The Rock could kick my butt. I think global warming is junk science. I�ve never owned or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven�t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-f-up already. South Park still makes me laugh. I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them. I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a PlayStation. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. I think explosions are cool. I don't care where Ellen puts her tongue. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you�re running from them. I thought Spinal Tap was great, but Rob Reiner can still kiss my backside.

I worry about dying before I get even.

I�ve discovered that DVD is better than Laserdisc. I like the convenience of buying oranges while I'm waiting at a stop-light, and I'm pretty sure the Latina midget selling them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator packing carton outside Ensenada. I figured out Bruce Willis was dead midway through The Sixth Sense but enjoyed it anyway. I think turkey bacon sucks. I want somebody to explain to me exactly why it's wrong to point out that when I watch a freeway chase, I know the losers the police eventually pull out of the car are gonna be a gang-banging hommies or vatos. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent. I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don�t pretend they are a political statement.

I want to know what the hell is going on when Geena Davis has a sitcom.

I like hard women, hard liquor and a hard bowel movement first thing in the morning. I believe you don�t have to speak with a lisp to pick out a couch for your living room. I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Field of Dreams. I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid. I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings. Sometimes I throw my soft drink can in the trash, even when the recycle bin is just a few more steps. Making love is fine, but sometimes I wanna get laid. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

Yes, I'm a bad Republican. And I vote... even if it rains."



Personally...................................does it matter? No.
Hoax or not, if implemented, the entire world would soon be begging for the "nasty" old U.S. of A. to forgive them for their previously piss-poor attitude toward us, and to please, please return to being the planet's policeman/janitor/soup kitchen/whipping boy.
Things have to hit a critical Mass for anybody to do anything.....
The fact that internet posts like this hit a nerve indicates a general support for these kinds of measures.
Another 911 or a military confrontation with the chicoms combined with some French/UN duplicity may push this kind of plan into action. Though that's not how I want to get there.


regards
seekerof

nah man, I say this is a plan we should pick up and run with. I was against isolationism a fews ago but I have awakened to the reality of just what the world is.

To the rest of the world, we're like the rich kid friend who always brings a crap load of beer because he wants to hang out with all the older guys (who, btw, still live in their parent's basement) but who will only include us if we foot the bill. The thing is most Americans haven't matured enough to see that, in the big picture, thats really not cool at all and one day we'll grow up and realize its not cool to live in your parent's basement. Its all in perspective. For such a long time America has begged and bought our way into what we though was the uber-cool world community. I think a lot of us have come to realize it's time to drink our beer at home.

I know Robin Williams wouldn't say that. He's not that political and not that stupid. (sorry)

Originally posted by Flinx
I know Robin Williams wouldn't say that. He's not that political and not that stupid. (sorry)

right !