posted on Mar, 4 2014 @ 08:10 PM
This guy goes into a bar.
He sits down and is looking frequently towards, the door.
After about 10 minutes, he walks to the bar and asks the bartender. " I was wondering, my friend is a little late and he's buying. Could you spot
me a beer and when my friend gets here, he'll cover it"
The bartender states, "sorry, we don't extend credit here.
The guy sits back down, and after waiting another 10 minutes, he approaches the bartender again and says, "come on man, just spot me one beer until
my friend arrives. He is a bit late, but should be here any time and pay."
The bartender again replies,
"we don't extend credit here, Sorry".
The man sits down again for about another 5 minutes and can't take it any more.
He again asks the bartender, " come on, just one beer for a few minutes and my friend is good for it."
The bartender is now thoroughly annoyed and tells the man, 'I'll tell you what. See that spittoon at the end of the bar?
Take a sip out of it and I'll give you a beer."
The man says "No way!" and sits back down.
After a few more minutes, his thirst gets the best of him and he tells the bartender he'll do it.
He walks to the end of the bar and picks up the spittoon and tips it back..."sip...sip..gulp glub glub gulp" tipping the spittoon all the way back
and draining it completely.
When he walks back to the bartender, the bartender shouts,
"Hey buddy, that is the grossest thing I've ever seen.
I'll give you two beers and then get the hell out of my bar. I never want to see you here again.
Drink your beers and get the hell out!
I said take a sip out of the spittoon and you guzzled the whole thing!"
The man replied, "I had to, it was all one strand."