Funny? I'll tell ya about funny (I bought a notebook to write my stories down) is 350 lb Bubba the neighbor guy who rides over on his
souped up golf cart to tell me, "Hey, sweet darlin', why don't ya go bat your eyelashes and show off your legs to the
construction workers down at the end of the road and get us a free dumptruck load of dirt." I looked at him and smiled and said, "Well, I ain't that
sweet, darlin'. " Really? Only in the deep south...but it's going in the "notebook." a reply to: RUFFREADY
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On a lighter note, and I mean a much "lighter" note, I went for a walk down by the water and saw three dolphins playing in the bay...that made me
smile. Plus, I watched the sunset and it was nice. I think I will take off the first F of FL and be okay now, which is progress for me. What can I
say? I think I might actually start to call this place home...big step for me, huh?
a reply to: RUFFREADY
You know what, I saw a can of spam in the fridge earlier today, I think its been there for months now, and probably will be there a longer time, after
the sausages run out and everything. Spam is not bad however, I myself generally would take corned beef over spam, but both go good with some
sweetcorn and bread.
What are you reminiscing here? Your not going to start talking about how you had to go to school up the hill both ways barefoot? Besides you got to
look at the bright side. At least gas was cheaper and Pepsi like you said was not made using cheep synthetic ingredient, and the best part it only
cost 5cents. I mean what is it now almost 2 bucks for a bottle.
Just messing I am quite sure your not that old, no doupt pepsi was around at least 20cents back then.
I think every kid at one time wanted to be the dragon at any given period of time. Though the old dude is wrong, the tiger is dangerous, obviously he
has never seen or fought a tiger before. A tiger does think, and react, and sure as hell can initiate action, there like 700something pounds of pure
muscle just waiting to spring into action. Generally there are a few things you can do when and if you somehow have run into a tiger one day. The
first thing is, you slowly turn around, the second, you run like hell and climb up a tree or building or anything you can find because you will not be
outrunning a tiger, even a sick tiger will likely outrun you, and probably out climbing you. Let me tell you man those things can climb. The best
thing to do when you spot a tiger and for some reason he seems to look at you like a giant hamburger, that this is you need to be with somebody
else, that way you wont have to outrun the tiger, you just have to outrun the guy next to you.
Now a dragon is a whole other ball game, and there is one thing you can do, that is put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodby, dragons
is scary crazy dangerous creatures. However its not as likely that you will run into a dragon, there are much more rare breed. I can think of a
bunch of tiger attacks of the top of my head that happened over the years, in places like India in some it pretty much happens every year and people
expect it. I have yet to hear of a dragon attack.
Oh ya I have done some martial arts, not so much anymore, I even have my sand punching bad outside decomposing slowly, I even filled the bottom part
with sand only, and now its not as hard as concrete, it is concrete. I even stopped stretching some years ago, I cant even do the splits anymore. It
sucks man, let me tell you its a completely baffling and humbling feeling when you know that you cant if you wanted to put your leg and shin right
through any mans head that you see in a split second. Its a bizarre felling I have been coping with for some time now, I even get cramps and get tired
after running a quarter of a mile, the only thing I still do is lift weights and strength train, but that is just not the same. At one time my dream
was to travel the world, meet new and interesting people, and then beat them up. Sadly that is not to be, what with work, and my growing laziness,
and a hundred other things. Its a sad state of our society I tell you, now a days most people do not go on a warriors pilgrimage or Musha shugyō as
it was called in ancient japan, we need to bring something like that back, # we dont even take our kids out camping as much and teach them out to
build a fire using two sticks as we used to anymore.
Its a very sad and mad world, mostly just sad. I know how this kid feels.
Hahah! Very good (I had had a few ale's whilst doing that topic you speak of) ..but I'm sure some of it is true..I'd rather not go back and look
as I am sober now..lol!! But, spam..yes..a miracle food and most popular on many Islands Hawaii, they love it and the other foods you mentioned ..I
Man! Dammit! been trying for the past few years of an on for a while on this thread to remember an old song I heard it in my teens, probably one if
not the best songs in the world period. I still remember the beat and how it goes, however its in another language, I think its Spanish or maybe
Italian or Greek or something, possibly Latin. Its freaking bizarre, I can remember how it goes, and even how some of the words sound or at least in
the beginning and when the song really picks up. But its a pain in the ass to find it online based on those memories, and not knowing the name or even
language. And the stupid internet she wont help me find it...
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a reply to: queenofsheba
Well off course you not really a psychologist, the best psychologist I ever seen was me. And that's a double duh on the fact that your not a girl,
or at least not a very good one, maybe you played one on TV once, and that's about all you know of it. Besides as we know, what you are is a troll,
and trolls are genderless, they merely spawn one day out of the blue under a bridge.
Silly rabbit tricks are for kids. But now I got to go and catch them zzzzzz'z.
I personally never minded those neon colored trolls with their shock of standing at attention hair in shades of neon green, pink, yellow and purple
and blue. But animal crackers, now that is a frightening thing especially in your soup. Shudders....who in their right mind would put animal crackers
in their soup? (Always a pleasure, Whiskers...you might not deem me a smart girl, but all would agree I'm a smart a** and that Life smarts)
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