I would like to meet President Kerry.

Posted on TBTk today,
I thought some of you on ATS, might get a giggle out of it.

One sunny summer day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said,

"I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine replied,

"Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine,

"I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine again told the man,

"Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here"

The man thanked him and again and walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying

"I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said,

"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak
to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

That is a cute story, to bad is not true but what can I said, it was not by my vote and fault thank god.

aww man im actually disappointed with that. i was expecting something funny. John Kerry jokes are funny just as Bush jokes are. But that was not funny. It started out good though.

Originally posted by marg6043
That is a cute story, to bad is not true but what can I said, it was not by my vote and fault thank god.

now that was a funny joke....

Just one question for marge.

What is not true?

:shk: cute enough :shk: It will make REpublikans laugh

I will kill that old man.

And the marine.

[edit on 12/13/04 by diehard_democrat]

Thats GREAT


-Dagger

Lol thats the best joke ive heard this week man, lol kudos to you for making my end of the week hilarious (lol at diehard)

[edit on 17-12-2004 by ShadowMan]