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reply to post by Night Star
This post reminded me of something my husband did to me. We were at Walmart in the garden center and I was shopping for christmas supplies. He walks up to me, asks a question about some things we needed, and apparently farted. My 6 yr old sons says VERY loudly "gosh mommy, couldn't you hold it? That really stinks!" The old man a few feet down the isle wasn't pleased with the smell and huffed at me as he passed. I was mortified!
Hahahahahahaha! Just the other day I was out shopping and really had to fart. I found and isle that no one was in and let loose and quickly proceeded to the next isle to get away before getting caught. OMG I could still smell it so hurried up to yet another isle. Hahahaha I couldn't get away from myself. That's what you get when you eat beans!
Not to 'TOOT' my own horn but
judging by the replies I can really feel the love---
Still I don't get it... Farts happen what's the big deal ladies?
Unless said fart, has a surprise lump in it... now that would be embarrassing...
Ladies and gentlemen, do, of a time, break wind.
A gentleman will always help a lady by finding a plausible explanation:
- "These chairs certainly do squeak"
- "It's a bit hot/cold in here" (then going to open a door or turn on a fan).
-glaring balefully at any dog, cat or baby in the vicinity.
-getting up to take out the garbage.