But I'm thinking, "Why in the hell did I pick out this big @$$ed Sword?! This SOB is heavy! I can't even put it in a scabbard! It's dragging
everywhere, tipping over stuff and scratching the floor to boot! Why? because I thought it looked cool, just like I thought picking up smokes were
cool. I'm such a flippin idiot!"
*Walks away grumbling* "Hey Homer! This ship needs a anchor don't it?"
edit on 15-5-2014 by TDawgRex because: Just a
edit on 15-5-2014 by TDawgRex because: (no reason given)
You will note, that due to the horrific level of inaccuracy in the post, which suggested that I had no pirate image, I have edited it into oblivion,
and added unsolicited information about my swimming habits.
As an aside... I really cannot tell which one of those similar looking fellows is supposed to represent me. The hat which the fellow on the left is
rocking IS right up my alley, and he is the one most festooned with bladed objects, but I am pretty sure that both Cody and myself could both be
signified by a significant representation where steel edges are concerned.
I really cannot tell! I think it is because it seems as though those images are of the same character in different outfits. I am also very tired lol!
Well, sounds like you boys are happy chappies with your vessels.
Not so sure about the girls....I'll go for a saunter around the quayside and see if I can find something a little more 'elegant' for us girlies
PS...just realised how 'inuendo' that sounds....ah hell...who cares Where's my rum. The sun's going down over the yardarm
That ship could have a keel like a tea strainer, and still be more radically badass than anything else afloat, including current military vessels,
which are hardcore, but pretty ugly and uniformly boring in shape, AND colour scheme.
a reply to: TrueBrit
You're the one on the left, Cody in the middle and darling Gordi on the right.
They are the same persona you are quite right....but with subtle differences, so your eyes are not deceiving you.
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