Homer woke up bright and early this morning, after seeing Zack off. His Grey friends came back to escort Zack home to finish up the school year. Its
going to be awfully quiet around here he thought.
After grabbing a quick smoke, he made and served a massive breakfast for his fellow Warriors. He cooked up pancakes, sausage, eggs, bacon, biscuits
and gravy, hash browns, and for his UK friends, a Full Breakfast menu was served: all the other things including baked beans, blood pudding, Bangers &
Mash, Bacon Roly-poly and Cumberland sausage.
After assigning Dawg and Syx to KP, he decided to take a walk into the woods near the Shed.
Following a wooded path, he stumbled across Greek-like doric columns both upright and fallen which were covered in ivy and fallen leaves. As he
walked further into the ancient ruins, He noticed the remains of a stone building, also covered in ivy. It looked faintly medieval. The framework for
what might have been stained glass windows allowed light to drift inside the darkened building. Where a set of double doors once stood, debris from
the forest drifted inside.
Walking up to the darkened doorway, he pulled out his lighter and flicked it on. He saw the shadows of ruined stone pews leading up to an ancient
altar. As he approached the altar, he noticed something an object sitting on the altar. He walked up, fully saw what it was, gasped, turned around and
left the building quickly. He ran back to the Shed grounds and started yelling for attention.
Dawg, now finished with the morning's dishes, looked at Homer yelling and waving his hands.
"Dude, what are you yelling about?" He asked.
"Dawg, Youre not gonna believe it!!! I found a church or something in the woods!! Guess what I found inside??"
"A life?" Dawg asked, a grin on his face.
"No, man I'm serious! You gotta come look!"
Homer turned and started jogging back toward the woods, turned around and motioned for Dawg to follow. He shrugged and started to follow. Syx heard
the commotion as well, and decided to tag along.
When the three got back to the ruined church, Homer gestured for them to follow inside. Shaking their heads, Syx and Dawg followed. When they got up
to the altar, they all gasped.
(okay sheddites, pick it up!!)
edit on 5/12/2014 by HomerinNC because: (no reason given)