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Tight pants, my balls, and population control?

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posted on Feb, 24 2014 @ 05:10 AM
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Try Duluth Trading Co. They make jeans with "ballroom" technology designed specifically to ease the problem you're having.

I'm a female and I too have complaints about jeans. You can't buy women's jeans without stretchy in them anymore. They're too tight when you put them on then stretch out in 30 minutes.

P.S. I HATE skinny jeans and I really hate skinny jeans on boys... I refuse to refer to them as men...




posted on Feb, 24 2014 @ 06:08 AM
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me neither, not even fella comes to mind



posted on Feb, 24 2014 @ 07:05 AM
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My wife and I just had this very same discussion. I bought some Levi's and they don't fit right and when I bend over, they're crack pants(plumber pants). None of my old ones fit this way. They have a low waist-line and the crotch is too small for my humongous set of go-nads


So, I bought me a nice pair of faded-denim over-alls. Make fun of me if you want to, but my pagonias are in heaven now and I suffer not from crackitus



posted on Feb, 24 2014 @ 02:46 PM
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try carharts!



posted on Feb, 24 2014 @ 02:57 PM
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Skinny jeans are certainly more the realm of boys and shouldn't be worn by men, kind of the same for skinny jeans for girls, not women.

And low slung jeans avoided by all, underwear is something for UNDER clothes and shouldn't be visible, especially on the lower half.



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posted on Feb, 24 2014 @ 09:21 PM
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Back in the 70's I had a pair of jeans that was so tight when I rode my motorcycle my testicles were pushed up inside my abdomen. When I got off the bike I had to press on my abdomen and my testicles would fall back down into the sack.



posted on Feb, 25 2014 @ 12:19 AM
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Diamond Gusset, my friend.

americangusset.com...



posted on Feb, 25 2014 @ 03:36 PM
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I concur with your thoughts and personal experience that you have shared with us here.
A couple of years ago we went to Marks Work Warehouse in Ontario so I could get my two or three pairs of jeans for the next 2 years or so.

They used to carry an in house brand called "Marks" and they were very nice jeans.
Not so any more, now it is Wrangler labeled and they are made in China, first and second and third pair I tried on all strangled "Frumpy and Grumpy" to the point I did not want to try anymore jeans on.

Then I tell the sales lady that these bloody pants are not what they used to sell, she retorts that they are the very same as the old Marks jeans.

I just happened to be wearing a 3 year old pair of "Marks jeans" and I said to her feel the fabric and now feel the new jeans fabric.....
The wife was right there so no sexual intentions whatso ever . She does and goes hmmmmm, you right you old jeans are heavier.

Then I asked why they don't fit and they crush my crotch? No answer so off we went elsewhere and I found some jeans that actually fit me and bought 5 pairs.

I am sure the next time we go shopping for jeans I am screwed and so are my boys.

Regards, Iwinder



posted on Feb, 25 2014 @ 05:16 PM
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Well, your boys may be happier if you shop at the Sally Anne from now on?

(second hand store boys, second hand store!)



posted on Feb, 25 2014 @ 07:36 PM
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to me, the answer is Simple!

when you make 10,000 pairs, if you make the size as *small* as possible, for the size-rating, you save lots and lots of $$$ and then charge full price! this is probably why the hip-huggers for women will now NEVER go away! I even expect men
s jeans to be hip huggers too, soon.

this is yet another variant of "they are cheapening everything to death"!

we all will soon wear "gaping" clothes, as the shirts get shorter too and the naked navel will be seen in men too.
if you want to buy a *real* shirt or pants, be prepared to pay $50 to $150 for each item!

I once realized that if the head CEO of a huge fast food franchise were to remove just one French fry from each person's order, why he could buy a new sports car! this is why the pants get ever the smaller as even one quarter inch of fabric removed will bring a huger profit to the jean-maker!

freestone



posted on Feb, 25 2014 @ 10:48 PM
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I didn't know that was possible



posted on Feb, 26 2014 @ 09:18 AM
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You jeans are restricting your genes! Little tight jeans will restrict your genes from flowing. LOL

I think circulation of the blood and lymphatic fluid is key to good health and growth. Wear a tight rope around your waist and sit down on a chair and work on your computer for a normal working day. You will not feel good. Wear tight jeans and do the same thing you will not feel as good.

The juices have to flow if you want to heal and grow!



posted on Feb, 26 2014 @ 02:38 PM
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Check Duluth Trading for their new "ballroom" jeans.



posted on Feb, 26 2014 @ 05:23 PM
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I'm not sure where your shopping for jeans but I have no problem finding proper fitting jeans. Not to baggy not to tight. Skinny jeans are just so wrong on men and should only be worn by women. Disgusting fad just my opinion.



posted on Feb, 26 2014 @ 05:35 PM
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I have always been jealous of guys and how easy they have it when it comes to finding jeans.

Just once I would l love to find a a pair of jeans that actually will fit around my hips that aren't to loose around the waste.



posted on Feb, 27 2014 @ 09:02 AM
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Im going to just wear a sarong, because it feels so right.



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