Profane Twitter Hashtag Back Again After Men's Hockey Win

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Oh man you're freaking killing me here...

I can't stop laughing!

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Here is something interesting I just found online:

www.tmz.com...
US Hockey Team -- FREE PORN FOR 10 YEARS ... If They Beat Canada!


Now, either that is a major insult to the US team or not, as a Canadian I find it hilarious!

snypwsd

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reply to post by OccamsRazor04

 

Fine...we will take Bieber back if you take Stephen Harper in exchange.

I second that notion! beiber is better then Harper any day.

I propose that we amend the deal so they promise to keep Celin Dion as well.

Any objections?

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reply to post by KnightLight

 

Oh and America is the best country in the world.

Not when it comes to hockey!

You can keep baseball anyways, that's for wussies.

It was a joke but you can't post the backwards arrow apparently. The last half of my post was actually serious, but I don't remember it anymore. I hate baseball. Basketball all the way. I have noticed saying that(America is the best) is so believable to people from other countries and it makes me smile. Keep watching.

that was a joke too, but Comedy is more evolved in America.

But I do hate baseball.

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reply to post by DeadSeraph

 

Oh man you're freaking killing me here...

I can't stop laughing!

Its not really hockey related, but you know how everyone calls Canada America's hat?

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No worries, that arrow gets me sometimes too. I also can't stand baseball but am a huge fan of basketball and used to play lots. A Canadian invented basketball too which I find ironic because our Olympic team always sucks.

I lived in the USA for 5 years and loved my time there. As a Canadian I would find it difficult to call the USA or Canada the best country in the world but still love both countries.

Cheers!

snypwsd
WE BURNED YOUR WHITEHOUSE DOWN IN 1812. hahahaha

Its just a shame how americans are such poor losers. They dont like it when another country is better then "the best country in the world"

yeah ... yeah ... right. We'll see who's laughing last.

You canoocknians are like the Starks in Game of Thrones. Just keep that Northern Border secure for us a while longer, okay?[/sarc]

Congratulations!! I'm enjoying what I get to see of the Olympics.

Skywatcher2011
reply to post by DeadSeraph

 

Here is something interesting I just found online:

www.tmz.com...
US Hockey Team -- FREE PORN FOR 10 YEARS ... If They Beat Canada!

Now, either that is a major insult to the US team or not, as a Canadian I find it hilarious!

I guess the US team will have to spend the next 10 years working on their hockey "sticks" since they lost today...

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What got me thinking was who has to pay for porn, I get all mine for free.

Maybe that's why they lost, haven't figured out free porn yet.

snypwsd
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First off its not our fault that we have the best players in the world on team Canada, when its your sport you have to show up.

The American team is good, but not good enought. The americans got away with alot of things. You should be proud that your team did so good. Remember it was NHL vs NHL... Our players are just better.

Also if americans are going to attack our independence... remember this Yanks....


WE BURNED YOUR WHITEHOUSE DOWN IN 1812. hahahaha

Its just a shame how americans are such poor losers. They dont like it when another country is better then "the best country in the world"

Professionals have no place in the Olympics it is supposed to be amateur athletes. And seeing how you admit you had to put pros on your team just shows how lame the average Canadian is when it comes to hockey. But America does the same thing when it comes to basketball.

The only reason Americans are pissed is because we are stuck with the lame ass Bieber.

And what do you think your chances are at burning the Whitehouse now? Zero to none?

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reply to post by KnightLight

 

No worries, that arrow gets me sometimes too. I also can't stand baseball but am a huge fan of basketball and used to play lots. A Canadian invented basketball too which I find ironic because our Olympic team always sucks.

I lived in the USA for 5 years and loved my time there. As a Canadian I would find it difficult to call the USA or Canada the best country in the world but still love both countries.

Cheers!

Yes a Canadian invented the game but where did he invent it? America. Apparently the game was too complex for Canadians. America puts nothing but pros on our basketball team now something imo that shouldn't happen.

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It was a Canadian who figured out the idea to cut the bottom out of the peach basket...



We invented 5 pin bowling too...I guess 10 pin was too complicated for us

AHHHHH CRAP. That means we keep him. Dagnabbit! Well, if TMZ is correct (and they usually are), he's looking at buying a really ugly modern mansion in Atlanta so he can put out rap 'music'. And that's good news for the rest of the planet because Atlanta has extremely tough drug laws and Bieber is hooked on dope and sizzurp. It's just a matter of time before he's in jail on an extended stay.

That being said ... anyone so upset about Canada's win that they are out cursing Canada is a bad sport. The worlds best players were on the ice ... Finland, Russia, Canada, USA teams ... I didn't get to see all of the games, only bits and pieces, but it was awesome hockey playing all around. A true hockey fan would be in awe of the games played.

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It turns out that Bieber is a secret Canadian operative and his relocation to Atlanta is to avenge the upside down Canada flag incident from the 1991 World Series. Don't ever think that we forgot about that, don't mistake our politeness and patience as forgiveness.

LOL

Yeah, I took my lost bet like a champ. 'Can't say what I lost, but I would love to have seen my boyfriend wear my favorite furry infinity scarf for day if the American team had won. What fun would it be without some friendly competition?

This thread is pretty funny.

Well done Canada, nice to see you win... again.

What a bunch of spoiled brat, crybabies.
Typical American reaction. They just cannot deal with or admit defeat... ever.

Maybe we should remind them of the war of 1812, and how we burnt the white house down. lol

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Oh so it already was mentioned... and don't taunt us. lol. You guys are too busy caught up with all the other wars, you may not even notice us coming over. :p
Obviously I'm kidding, cuz us Canadian's aren't going to attack you over foolish things.

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Come on CE!
I know that YOU don't believe the Canadians won fair and square.
I'm a little disappointed that you keep quiet about this issue when it suits your sense of national pride.

It's so obvious what has happened here:

The Jews control the Maple Syrup Industry.
In an attempt to raise the price of Maple Syrup, they decided to create a false sense of accomplishment and national pride by having the American team (which they also control) throw the game.

This has Mossad written all over it!
So obvious!

You don't mess with Big Syrup!


Come to think about it... How come we never see you and Bieber together? I propose you're the same person!
Good to see ya again CE!
Hope you got a little chuckle.

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So where are all the #F...Findland hashtags?

I am amazed that the Americans Lost 5-0 to finland. Americans cant beat Canada or a team that Canada has beaten. See I was right, Americans Cant play hockey, there should have be no reason why the Yanks should have lost 5-0.... Thats really pathetic seeing as though they were winning games with that kind of score.

I just love it when Canada proves its better then the states.