From Earth to all ET's...Just Land Already

I'm sick of it. If you are here.....Land already.

You show up in your flying discs performing all these crazy maneuvers.

Then you split. What's up with that.....Land already.

If you are already working with our governments, shame on you.

If you are waiting for a written invitation....Here it is.

If you are looking for a location. Please choose Phage's front lawn.

Sincerely,

Earth 🌍

reply to post by whyamIhere

Then Phage would be all like wtf who put a big Chinese lantern on my lawn ..

lol sorry couldn't help it

freedomSlave
reply to post by whyamIhere

 

Then Phage would be all like wtf who put a big Chinese lantern on my lawn ..

lol sorry couldn't help it

It would be awesome...

Almost poetic.

reply to post by whyamIhere


Are you kidding, would you land here? I certainly wouldn't.

That would be like traveling cross country and making a wrong turn into a really bad unfamiliar neighborhood and the getting out of the car. No way.

They're probably up there right now working on their biggest bug bomb to eliminate the infestation.

Bassago
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Are you kidding, would you land here? I certainly wouldn't.

That would be like traveling cross country and making a wrong turn into a really bad unfamiliar neighborhood and the getting out of the car. No way.

They're probably up there right now working on their biggest bug bomb to eliminate the infestation.

We are probably just a byproduct.

They are probably here to study another species.

Only our (my) ego thinks they are here for us.

whyamIhere
I'm sick of it. If you are here.....Land already.

You show up in your flying discs performing all these crazy maneuvers.

Then you split. What's up with that.....Land already.

If you are already working with our governments, shame on you.

If you are waiting for a written invitation....Here it is.

If you are looking for a location. Please choose Phage's front lawn.

Sincerely,

Earth 🌍

I agree with everything you wrote, except one thing:
I think Arken should have the honor of meeting them first.

Ps: I'll bring the beers.

Bassago
reply to post by whyamIhere

 

Are you kidding, would you land here? I certainly wouldn't.

That would be like traveling cross country and making a wrong turn into a really bad unfamiliar neighborhood and the getting out of the car. No way.

They're probably up there right now working on their biggest bug bomb to eliminate the infestation.

I concur, we're much like the ghetto children of the galaxy, akin to wearing red in the wrong neighborhood, to sporting "un earthly exotic tech" on earth just to say hello, we're in the neighborhood!

I'm sure they're aware of us, and if so, they'll have a remedy in case we try pulling a Columbus.

reply to post by whyamIhere


Again, probably because of being more intelligent, who would want to land on Earth and meet humanity?

I think landing on Phage's lawn is a good idea, perhaps they can wear a Jesus / whichever other deity mask for certain other fanatics of another sort, just for the reaction.

And they should bring a can of swamp gas and a weather balloon just for the irony.

reply to post by whyamIhere


Been and gone buddy, been and gone.

I thought you heard all about it?
Rainbowresidue kicked mister gray out of the drivers seat. took over the controls, then got the saucer stuck in a bar ditch and split before the cops showed up.

It was epic...

here is the answer you're looking for....



wattsupwiththat.com...



now you know why they haven't landed yet. ( wish i could post pics , maybe someone will post the pic from the sight )

thishereguy
here is the answer you're looking for....



wattsupwiththat.com...



now you know why they haven't landed yet. ( wish i could post pics , maybe someone will post the pic from the sight )

Unbelievable...

Rainbowresidue

whyamIhere
I'm sick of it. If you are here.....Land already.

You show up in your flying discs performing all these crazy maneuvers.

Then you split. What's up with that.....Land already.

If you are already working with our governments, shame on you.

If you are waiting for a written invitation....Here it is.

If you are looking for a location. Please choose Phage's front lawn.

Sincerely,

Earth 🌍

I agree with everything you wrote, except one thing:
I think Arken should have the honor of meeting them first.

Ps: I'll bring the beers.

Like you think Arken hasn't met them already?

That's all we need...

Someone\something else to come to our countries and take our jobs, take our homes, rape our women and claim our benefits.

I joke, but it could happen!

whyamIhere

thishereguy
here is the answer you're looking for....



wattsupwiththat.com...



now you know why they haven't landed yet. ( wish i could post pics , maybe someone will post the pic from the sight )

Unbelievable...

i know, right?

reply to post by QuantumDeath

pulling a Columbus.

Hey that's pretty good. "Pull a Columbus!"

So you're thinking they're not going to fall for the old "beads and trinkets" routine?

reply to post by whyamIhere


Your not ready your currency system is still primitive you ignore people who need help the most and your still conniving manipulative little monsters.

And you got the wrong people chosen to talk to them. There is technically only 2 people on the whole face of the planet they are gonna wanna talk to and it's there own people on the inside reincarnated within!

have a nice day!

Remove money remove most of the worlds problems.

Force the world into one culture!

whyamIhere

Bassago
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Are you kidding, would you land here? I certainly wouldn't.

That would be like traveling cross country and making a wrong turn into a really bad unfamiliar neighborhood and the getting out of the car. No way.

They're probably up there right now working on their biggest bug bomb to eliminate the infestation.

We are probably just a byproduct.

They are probably here to study another species.

Only our (my) ego thinks they are here for us.

They are here for the Dolphins

reply to post by whyamIhere


I don't do alien threads but this is one I can wrap my mind around.

No fuzzy pic's, just good common sense.

reply to post by whyamIhere

A couple things here. They wont land because they are already here. And besides...why think they need to "land"? Maybe they need to "energize" and reassemble atoms like on Star Trek.

They'll never "land"...because they aren't flying...but "traveling" in some other advanced way. Gosh sakes! Think out of the box for goodness!