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In this world of free-lancing and working from your living room in underwear, this scenario is familiar to many people.
Having acquaintances (or friends) casually ask you for help with casual promises of payment can turn into months long, time consuming, soul destroying ... well, a waste of time and effort with nary a free business lunch to show for it. Not that I'd know, or anything...
Funny post and thanks for it.