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DeadSeraph
reply to post by StarlightNine
I'm glad you were able to relate to the real message I was trying to convey. Cheers!
YOU are on the hook, and it's YOUR balls if you don't one up your lady's best friends boyfriend. You'll be hearing about it for MONTHS if not YEARS if Joe Schmuck bought your lady's girlfriend a yacht for valentines day. But what do you get? Physical gratification if you're lucky.
unb3k44n7
What is this Valentines Day people speak of and what day is it onedit on 2/13/2014 by unb3k44n7 because: (no reason given)
DeadSeraph
reply to post by unb3k44n7
I think poetry is generally better left to poets. I'm also unsure why so many people are under the impression that poetry has to rhyme. That's all I'll say about it.
When you are single (or even worse, single and getting over someone or recently broken up with someone you cared about) it is a terrible holiday. Every commercial makes you cringe. Every little pink heart shaped piece of merchandise makes you want to puke. It's horrendous, it's exclusionary, and it's insensitive.
DeadSeraph
reply to post by unb3k44n7
I think poetry is generally better left to poets. I'm also unsure why so many people are under the impression that poetry has to rhyme. That's all I'll say about it.
ETA: Your sarcasm was noticed. I just felt like taking a jab at all the horrible valentines day poetry that has surfaced lately.edit on 14-2-2014 by DeadSeraph because: (no reason given)
DeadSeraph
unb3k44n7
What is this Valentines Day people speak of and what day is it on
Go check out the short stories forum. It's recently been flooded with terrible poetry and should offer you a few leads as to where you should look next in your research.
DeadSeraph
reply to post by unb3k44n7
I think poetry is generally better left to poets. I'm also unsure why so many people are under the impression that poetry has to rhyme. That's all I'll say about it.
ETA: Your sarcasm was noticed. I just felt like taking a jab at all the horrible valentines day poetry that has surfaced lately.edit on 14-2-2014 by DeadSeraph because: (no reason given)