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originally posted by: roadgravel
Too late. The birds are harvested and on the way to or in stores now. No use wasting them.
Start earlier.
originally posted by: ketsuko
Also, domesticated turkeys are so stupid they are prone to drowning themselves by looking up during a rainstorm.