posted on Feb, 12 2014 @ 09:50 PM
Oh ATS, Website filled with such Variety and Greatness
Where would we be? Where would we honestly be?
If it weren’t for those conspiracies that never seem to rest...
Claiming that moon landings were all fake
Is almost as bad as those muffins I bake
But the evidence, everywhere, clearly shows
That aside from NASA, no one really knows...
J.F.K. One shooter, two shooters, Oswald a poser
Marilyn, a suicide but no one really knows, is there?
Zapruder, it’s the driver, yes, that’s right, the driver
Yet others claim that Jackie really pulled the trigger...
U.F.O.s...youtube, shady pictures and stories abound
But when something happens, only one person’s around
Cheap cameras, camcorders shaking more than Miley’s butt
Some evidence and witness accounts, really, is all we’ve got...
Oh ATS, Boards filled with Total Awesomeness
What could we say? What could we honestly say?
That hasn’t already been said in all truthfulness...
The Middle East, Russia and glorious tales from the West
From the other side of the fence, we do care a little less
But wars keep going, don’t they? With never ending energy
That would fill with biochemical pride, the energizer bunny...
Haven’t you heard? The world will most certainly end tomorrow
Or next week or next month or next year, as someone will show
Take his or her word for it as it’s all so sad and yet terribly true
Or argue intensively until your whole face starts to turn blue...
Mass die-offs, climate change, let me tell you, the planet is doomed
To the coldness of space soon, very little of you, will all be marooned
But until all of this comes to this catastrophic conclusion, I confess
That my days are so much better, yes so much better, with you, Oh ATS.