Another mod conspiracy: Asala and the NWO!!

Here are the facts about "asala":

-the screen name "asala" has 3 A's
-asala's user ID is 3777 - that's THREE sevens
-asala joined in 2003
-this user has made 3189 posts
-making up 0.33% of the total posts
-this mod also never posts the 33rd of each month
And as you all know, NWO has 3 letters in it!
Therefore, due to asala's connection with 3, asala is also connected to the NWO!!

Hope I didn't miss any 3's

OMGOSH, How coudl you do this to us latex miinnie mouse asala??

you have made me post on the 23rd Ahhhhhh

How could you? You tricked me! and after that ring!

Oh it hurts it reallt dies

Asala how could you do this to us! Im so hurt
Note: there is no 33rd of the month LMAO