Greetings ladies and gentlemen...
As most of you already know, what you are about to read below most not be taken seriously...
This is actually something I have already spoken about in the coffee thread and thought that maybe I should share this/these question (s) with other
members out there in our big ATS world...
I have 2 serious predicaments here but I think I have found the solution to predicament N° 1 (please suggest otherwise) :
What to offer to my beloved second half for Valentines day...
I have decided for once to offer her something very special : Dishwasher liquid and rubber Mobalpa gloves... (As much cheaper than my last
The reason being that everytime I offer something romantic like a hoover, iron or Karcher for cleaning the car she always complains... (I think it has
something to do with the price?)
However, problem N° 2 is more difficult :
Mrs R has managed to snap off the massive solid stainless steel round hook with her teeth attaching the chain leading from the cooker to her ankle
Bit of a predicament here as I have had to superglue her to the cooker (I hate having to do this as it the cyanoacrylate compound in the glue tends to
stain the supposedly "stainless steel" on the cooker...)
Any suggestions, or could someone pop over here to France to help me in holding her down whilst I spot weld the hook back on again? (Wine will be
provided for free)
Maybe I should just purchase a new cooker and ankle shackles for her?
Extra info :
I actually got one of those new fangled sports cams for Christmas... (you know, the thing that you fit on your mountain bike when careering out of
control down a rocky slope whilst slamming into a red brick wall that jumps out of nowhere all of the sudden...?)
When I am in the ER room on the 14th I will film everything and post it (if i can fit the blummin thing on the end of one of my legs... ain't going to
be easy covered in plaster casts...
Serilously though... ladies and gents, what would you suggest that I offer my loved one for a change...
I thought about this :
This thread is for good old fashioned fun only... PLEASE STICK TO T and Cs in order to respect our loved ones...
edit on 3/2/14 by Rodinus because: Pic added