This just in....

*swivels round and faces the camera*
This just in...
Matrix director has assets frozen and seized...cause
unknown.
Join me, dave, later...for details...

LOS ANGELES, May 22 � �The Matrix Reloaded� may be one of the biggest movie hits of the year, but co-director Larry Wachowski will need more than bullet-time martial arts to collect his full paycheck for the film. A Los Angeles Superior Court judge has frozen Wachowski�s business assets in a bitter divorce fight between the reclusive filmmaker and his estranged wife, Thea Bloom, who claimed he was concealing funds from her, according to newly disclosed court documents.


I BEAT MSNBC AND FOX...well its not exactly hard :-X

Damn women!!!

Bribe her and then bliotch slap her

You're assuming that he's a sweet and wonderful person.

He might be a semi-psychotic nightmare; an arrogant dictator who slaps her around and sleeps around with other women.

some of the paperwork involving the divorce is up on The Smoking Gun. I love that website

Remind me to draft a pre-nup

When producing what may well be one of the biggest blockbusters of all time....keep wife happy....