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posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 11:30 AM
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Too funny!

I haven't bought panties but I've been sent to buy tampons and pads.

Just for the hell of it one day I'm going to send a girl out to buy jock itch cream.


(hmm..... I don't know if it would be a good idea.)




posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 11:30 AM
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she should be glad that you bought a tent size undies instead of panties so small that she would be like "is this what you really want, are you saying I'm fat." It was a no win project man, good try.



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 11:34 AM
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Time for a song, The Pants Song www.youtube.com...



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 11:35 AM
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Ahhh....I'm laughing so hard at some of these replies!

Honestly though, each manufacturer is different (sizing), so it can be pretty difficult for us women too. My advice to you guys would be...always get a "medium'. That way, you can say..."Honey, you're not too big or too small...you're just right!"
Or....just get the thong, and wink when you give it to her, lol.

jacygirl



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 11:43 AM
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Thought you chose a very nice shade, but Jeez you are a brave boy.



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 12:21 PM
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A tip from my own personal experiences, never buy any clothing item for the woman you love, unless explicitly directed to a specific item. It just never ends well otherwise.



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 01:22 PM
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Not sure I would have bought ladies undies so.. nice shot lol!



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 01:28 PM
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HardCorps

Look I'm not a total igg when it comes to shopping for girl clothes,


Yes, you are.



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 01:38 PM
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You did your best,

Its all that matters



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 01:51 PM
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Amusing...

But is it weird that I am, ever so slightly, aroused by the pic? Heck, I clicked on "panties..." so it's probably not.

Maybe more time in the real world, less time at the computer... but maybe it was the fine wood floors in the picture, who knows.



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 03:18 PM
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I think most of your responders need to watch the movie Shallow Hal a little more respect for the lovely n large ladies out there!






posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 03:33 PM
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That made me LMAO, thank you, i needed cheering up



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 03:37 PM
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If you want your wife to be happy and truly appreciative, always buy her size SMALL! It'll work wonders.

A for effort and thoughtfulness though.
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posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 04:01 PM
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Maluhia
If you want your wife to be happy and truly appreciative, always buy her size SMALL! It'll work wonders.

A for effort and thoughtfulness though.


Unless it's a bra, in which case you buy larger. She may swim in it, but she will be appreciative that you think it would fit her. Been there, done that.
edit on 1/24/2014 by schuyler because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 04:43 PM
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That thing looks more like an XXL to me! I imagine you all had a good laugh. Your story made my afternoon, thanks.



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 05:00 PM
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Ha, ha, ha, ha! Boy, have I been there in my time. Can't blame a guy for tryin though. I hope the wife at least appreciated the thought?

Im reminded of going once to Victorias Secret and buying the wife a red lacy bustierre, and panties set. Now, I know shes not a small-small, and I know she sure isnt a large, so top and bottoms I bought were in the medium range.

Her being in the size 36 bust range, the top was fine. All red n frilly...looked great. But the panties? I dont know what the hell...or why the hell...but the crotch hung down completely PAST her knees! The hips were right, but we both had no idea what the extra-long center crotch past the knee-hanging was about!

To this day, I mention those and we laugh like hell...oh. And I just give her the money when we go into Victorias Secret!

Thanks for the chuckle!!



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 05:07 PM
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Lol.....just lol.



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 06:17 PM
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I make the same mistake with feminine pads...

Seem to always grab the ones bigger than those 80's cell phones.



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 06:42 PM
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awesome post S&F couldent stop laughing for about 5 mins
so so true



posted on Jan, 24 2014 @ 06:45 PM
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After 23 years of marriage I have never gone out to buy panties, tampons or any other female item, I know if I did it would be wrong in one way or another.

I give you a thumbs up for trying but your right the female under garments are best left alone.





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