Hell on Earth! Uranium: The DEMON that Threatens Us All, Hail Mary

Bedlam

vethumanbeing
Open a thread CellDamage420. Call it "The Origin and Development of the Unicorn". I guarantee Bedlam will come back with these responses:

Only if you're egregiously wrong about unicorns, and want to talk about why their souls are in their horns, or that unicorns have six legs or something. Unicorns don't have radioactive substances to animate them, either.

eta: you really don't know what 'stoop labor' is, do you? Ah, the failure that is the modern education system.

Unicorns that have been educated to the modernistic stoop form; (NO ARMS ATTACHED)learned this: (front knees down bent). Pick up Eurofarm Global Internationals produce with their teeth; very delicately pull the lettuce, all berries, tomatoes (no bruising), pecans (off the ground) thats why the trees are shaken. Baby unicorns learned education comes from their parents showing the exact techniques of the 38 year old humans that are missing teeth.