Captain Hero! And the Revenge of the Abominable Snowman.
Jetting back from an epic battle from the Commie Vampires, Nick Steeljaw sipped a scotch and admired his lovely assistant Brenda Dover (Bren to her
friends) as she reclined in her seat as the plane took them home.
“Well Nick, I think it’s time we took a vacation. Saving the world has done horrible things to my skin and I need time at a beach!” Complained
the lovely Brenda as she stretched the fabric of her blouse over her pin-up frame.
Muttering to himself, Nick (aka Captain Hero!) said, “Dames. Always wanting to go on vacation-. . . . . . “
That’s when the Chinese “General Tao” rocket blasted into the wing of their aircraft.
The pilots fought bravely, edging their craft off to the side of imposing mountaintops peppering the Himalayan mountain range.
They didn’t make it.
Captain Hero! did. Cradling the lovely miss Dover in his arms, Captain Hero! used his awesome strength to buffer them against the shuddering impact of
the controlled crash.
“Get geared up for a heavy winter, toots, we have to leave now!” Nick stated as the plane burst into flames all around him. Brenda Dover
didn’t miss a beat as she kicked off her patented four inch heels and put on her three inch heel “snow shoes”.
Gathering their winter survival gear, for Nick it was two bottles of scotch, for Brenda her make-up case, they exited the burning aircraft and ran to
a nearby cave.
“You should have worn a longer skirt, Brenda” stated Nick as they trudged to the cave opening.
“A longer skirt doesn’t show off my legs, you big lug!” muttered Brenda as they neared.
Collapsing against a wall, they took stock of their surroundings. A warm fire was lit far enough back so it couldn’t have been seen from the
outside. Animal pets and old Chinese military hardware littered the floor of the cave.
That was when the beasts, the Abominable Snowmen, stepped from the shadows.
Nick (As Captain Hero!) fought bravely against the monstrous horde. For every one he knocked down, two took his place. He slugged and punched and
chopped against their throats, but even the great Captain Hero! knew when his time was up.
Then Brenda, who had stood back in shock as these white furry beasts who had Chinese weapons beat against her man had enough!
She took off her shoe and threw it at the nearest beast who had ignored her all this time.
The beast roared in shock and the fighting suddenly stopped. With a break in the fighting, Nick took a small sip of scotch from the bottle still in
his hand and also stared at Brenda along with the beasts.
One of the beasts took a step forward and said in a guttural voice, “Your women fight! That is unheard of! We go, go back to our underground
dwellings to consider this.”
With that they left. Marching down a side tunnel to the deepest, darkest parts of their subterranean world.
Leaving a stunned Nick and Brenda staring at each other.
Nick suddenly smiled and grabbing Brenda over her squeals, he said, “Tahiti or Hawaii”?
edit on 13-1-2014 by beezzer because: spelling