Reply by using a quote!

" when I was five years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they ask ask me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life."
John Lennon.

reply to post by Grenzerfahrung


"When you argue with an idiot, they bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"

OR

" She doesn't say 'I love you' like a normal person, instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile and say 'you're an idiot'...........if she tells you you're an idiot, you're a lucky man"

AND, one of my favourites...

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

S&F good fun thread.

“A quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself, always a laborious business." ~ A.A. Milne

You'll shoot your eye out!

Sound as a trout!

reply to post by Galadriel


And, of course:
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. -- Gandalf

Grenzerfahrung
Well, I mark the start with:

reply to post by chr0naut


Haha, seems like a vicious circle to me but...

reply to post by ChaoticOrder


To keep a long story short:

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Oscar Wilde

But as long as you're not addicted to any substitute, it's ok to use it.

Me

reply to post by Grenzerfahrung




This is my signature but I had to paraphrase due to limitations. Here it is in its fullest form. The reason I chose this Signature is because I think that the good people that frequent this site and use the information they acquire from ATS to speak to people in there real life started a "Game" ,if you will. Its up to all of us to "finish the game"


This is also one I live by, DocHolidaze spoke the truth!!!!

"do you know that if is the middle word in life?"
apocalypse now

As a child. My mother moved her and I in the late afternoon to southern California. My father worried sick couldn't find me for a month. The court ruling eventually was. Mom has custody but dad gets me in the summer for 6 weeks. At age 7, till 15 I flew from L.A. to Pittsburgh every summer.
At age 25 and well off on my own. I ask him since the 2 eventually had a good friendship as years past.

Me: " dad, how is it you and mom have a good relationship now..after what she did? "
Dad: "Well... time and 3000 miles of space...forgiveness is done over time.."

My dad is a kind and forgiving man..
So that quote goes out to my father.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

reply to post by buster2010


" I don't trust banks. I believe that when robots rise up, ATM's will lead the charge." Sheldon cooper.


EDIT: "BAZINGA!"

A reminder to those with power in government -

So Willy, let me and you be wipers
Of scores out with all men - especially pipers:
And, whether they pipe us free from rats or from mice,
If we've promised them aught, let us keep our promise.

From "The Pied Piper of Hamelin" by Robert Browing.

buster2010
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

Proper quote response.
" there's a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it."
Edit: Sheldon cooper.

InTheLight
A reminder to those with power in government -

So Willy, let me and you be wipers
Of scores out with all men - especially pipers:
And, whether they pipe us free from rats or from mice,
If we've promised them aught, let us keep our promise.

From "The Pied Piper of Hamelin" by Robert Browing.

OK I'll try a sheldonism on this too.

" Oh no. A Godzilla like monster is approaching the city! I have to get my people to safety." "People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor. Follow me. If the children can't run, leave them behind!" " Oh the simulated horror!"
Sheldon cooper...or writers of BBT...Bazinga!

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde

reply to post by Grenzerfahrung


The only real mistake is one which we learn nothing from.

"stay frosty" - some guy off the aliens movie.

"hold my drink and watch this!" - me shortly before hurting myself.

Rikku

"hold my drink and watch this!" - me shortly before hurting myself.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

- Winston Churchill