Originally posted by rangeroftheeast
Something like this has already happened...I remember seeing pictures of an event called The People's March or something.
Oh yeah, I heard about that. Weren't they all rounded up by the aliens controlling Area 51 and forced to to toil in their underground sugar mines?
Plan "A"
Originally posted by sre2f
1) Construct something the size of a large fly or little spider that has the ability to be controlled remotly at distance upto say 50 miles. Has a
video camera/picture camera attached to it. Is powered by solar cells to make the long journey....
Don't forget to mount a laser on it so it can cut through the security doors in the ventilation system. A laser will also help defend it against the
radioactive mutants that patrol the more sensitive areas, so you should totally make sure you have one on there, dude.
Also, you'll want to install a Universal Translator in it so you can talk to the more peaceful aliens and use them to help you get on base. Throw in
a universal lockpick and mechanical arm, and this plan just might work!
Plan "B"
Originally posted by sre2f
2) Organize a massive amount of people....in the tens of thousands...who would just walk/drive onto area 51 and go to main gates.....you would not
have to risk death because of the massive news coverage we would get
Call
WWP/ANSWER headquarters and ask for Dave. If they say Dave's not there, tell them that
you're Dave. It might take a few tries.
When you get ahold of Dave, tell him Cheech sent you and he'll cut you a better deal.
WWP/ANSWER rents out massive crowds for all sorts of occasions. My brother got them to protest his ex-girlfriend's wedding last year, and
about 20,000 people showed up, protesting her homophobic "traditional" wedding (it was just her and this dude, and they had clothes on and
everything). It cost him a lot of money, but he said it was worth it.
Watch out, though, because he said these people will totally clean out your stash. You have been warned. Also, some of them have a tendency to get
hurt really easily, so be sure to have a bunch of ambulances and doctors with methadone and thorazine standing by.
Oh, and most of them are vegan, so make sure you remember that, because it sucks ordering 5,000 pizzas and no one eats them. Total bummage, man.
You Gotta Love It
This thread reminds me of a scene from a
Family Guy christmas episode. Peter mistakenly gives the entire family's gifts away to charity, so he
and Brian set out to steal them back. In a trailer park, outside a mobile home containing some of the gifts, Peter outlines his plan:
Peter: "You'll enter through the air conditioning duct here, now there'll be an invisible laser grid 3 inches above the floor so you'll
have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin."
Brian: "Can I buy some pot from you?"
Remember Kids: A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste, So Spend It Wisely.
Thanks for a hilarious and fun-filled thread. This is what puts the "nut" in "conspiracy nut".
Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has given me the munchies and a serious case of cottonmouth. Later, dudemeister!
[edit on 11/21/2004 by Majic]
Good thing those motherships are Macintosh compatible or we'd be in trouble. 
(Not that mine would do us any good either.) You probably couldn't even open any of the doors! 
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