posted on Jan, 4 2014 @ 07:58 PM
I'm trying to imagine a progressive paradise.
Obama is awesome. He stays president forever (because he is so dreamy and so awesome!)
Global warming exists and we need to do something about it! Carbon credits, higher taxes, higher energy bills.
Taxes are patriotic! They help the economy! Taxestaxestaxes! Higher taxes for everyone! (Except the poor)
Guns are bad. Guns kill people. Guns cause brain damage and make yew talk with a southern accent. Get rid of all the guns!
So we have a forever president, higher utility costs, higher taxes, and no guns.
What does America look like?