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The chicken's very first conspiracy. How it went down: Meet Fred THe Chicken!

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posted on Dec, 30 2013 @ 08:04 PM
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There once was a chicken, we will call him Fred the chicken.

Meet Fred: "The Chicken"

He was in the chicken house eating and humping away with the other chickens, and occasionally, noticed a human that came in a took some of the chickens away but never paid much attention to that, he had all the food and chicken tush he needed at this house.Then an idea went off in his head, hey you know what, I think we be being raised for food! Now all up in arms over this wild a crazy idea he had, he told some of his chicken friends in the house about this idea of being raised for food.Of course the all mock and laughed at Fred for coming up with some wild crazy idea like that. Telling Fred he should just enjoy the chicken heaven that they are in, and keep on eating and humping all day long. So Fred tried to go back to sleep to the normal routine of his day. But keep noticing some of the chickens keep disappearing by these humans and trucks that came to take them away. So Fred tried a little harder this time to get the other chickens to listen.But of course they wouldn't. Now Fred is is starting to seem like the crazy chicken of the chicken house and the chickens are starting to talk about "crazy Fred" the chicken. So after a while, Fred finally gets some other chickens too listen. They made a plan of escape from the chicken house in hopes to save them form become a Chick fa la sandwich in their near future. Fred and his friends take notice where the humans leave and enter the house and decide that is where they are going to make a surprise "run for it" out of the house, in hopes to find their new found freedom.

The Escape
So the next morning, Fred and his new found friends decided to hang around the entrance where the humans came and went each morning, to take the chickens away, and make a break for it. At the crack of dawn the light started to pierce through the door and then Fred and his friends got ready to run,the door opens wider and they take off! A few a his friends made it past the humans and keep on running as fast as their little chicken legs can take them. Fred cries run! Run for your freedom of becoming food!. All of a sudden Fred trips over a humans foot, then Fred is grab by the neck and hears a big snap has he sucks his last breath of fresh air, and then realized that his crazy idea was maybe true after all.

Chick Fa la Bound.

Some of Fred friends noticed what happened to Fred and started to cry as they continued to run for their freedom.
They see Fred's body being place on a truck and on the side it says Chick fl la sandwiches made here in Atlanta! A few a his friends can't believe they made it out alive and is free from the house of food. They owe it all the one crazy Fred the chicken. They say our freedom is now enjoyed with Fred in our hearts.

Moral of story:
Your idea maybe not be that crazy after all, if it saves some of new found friends alive that were willing to listen.
edit on 30-12-2013 by Helpus2014 because: Spelling oops!




posted on Dec, 30 2013 @ 08:10 PM
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Nice way of stating the facts, Happy New Year.

Like your sense of humour, keep it up, one day someone will listen.



posted on Dec, 30 2013 @ 08:15 PM
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Bok bok bok peka bok bok bok picak bok bok bok! chick fil a bok Bok bok bok picak!!

and that's all I have to say about that.



posted on Dec, 31 2013 @ 01:00 AM
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But what happened to the chickens that escaped??

Poor Fred



posted on Dec, 31 2013 @ 09:14 AM
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The chickens who got away....they were run down and eaten by the dogs on the farm.

No one leaves.

No one.



posted on Dec, 31 2013 @ 09:54 AM
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Hey, you watch that "Fowl" language! Those are fighting words in chicken language!
P.S. Really bad pun interned!




posted on Jan, 1 2014 @ 12:21 PM
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I do expect a sequel/prequel. There is so much left unsaid. Did the escaped chickens stay underground for sometime to recruit for the resistance? Did Fred really trip or was he pushed into the humans leg by a mole? Seriously you can not leave this so open ended.



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