The Death Star was an inside job!!!

The Star Wars Conspiracy - (Parody)

An examination of some questionable events and circumstances leading up to the destruction of the Death Star, through the eyes of an amateur investigative journalist within the Star Wars galaxy. The focus is mainly on the connections between the people who created and operated the Death Star and those responsible for destroying it.
For those who don't care for the obvious, this is a satirical spoof of the 9/11 video Loose Change.

Combination of of earths American Pearl Harbor and 911 Attacks !
This Video is well played!!

Dont forget Luke was an Amateur Pilot too!





OMG I love this ONE !! like the Mind trick at the ending !

Stormtroopers' 9/11



and this

Uncomfortable Questions:
Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?
www.debunking911.com...



a little off topic !! or is it!!


Star Wars vs Star Trek

OMG..then Obiwan and Yoda didn't die both did the same disappearing trick.. they never found their bodies..

Okay, I've had enough of this trash. This entire thread is ridiculously offensive and insensitive. Do you know how many people died on the Death Star? How many families lost fathers, brothers or sons?

Let me debunk this point by point:

1. Tarkin, while a brilliant military figure who served both the Republic through the Great Hypserpace War and the Clone Wars, and the Empire, was undoubtedly short sighted here. He placed too much faith in the Death Star's defences. Simple human error.

2. Records indicate that Luke Skywalker's father was a human Jedi Knight named Anakin Skywalker. Like all Jedi, Anakin is listed as 'deceased' in all official records. He died at the beginning of the Purge during Operation Knightfall, in which Lord Vader led the 501st Legion into the Jedi Temple and quashed their rebellion before it could take hold. While a hero of the Clone Wars, it was unfortunately the duty of Lord Vader to execute Skywalker for his conspiracy.

3. Lord Vader's skills as a pilot are widely regarded as the best the Galaxy has ever seen. Upon learning of the strike force it is only logical for the best pilot to lead the defence. And as we all know, Lord Vader would never ask one of his soldiers to do something he wouldn't be willing to do himself!

4. The numerous small explosions are in fact all part of one huge explosion. Numerous (relatively) tiny ports lined the surface of the Death Star in order to vent many things. Aside from the one the Rebels used to destroy the core, there are vents which deposit waste, gases, water, biological waste, trash, etc etc.

5. The notion that His Imperial Majesty read to young Sith is a blatant falsity. There are only ever two Sith, and they are both known.

We have all forgotten the purpose of ATS, which is to DENY IGNORANCE!!!!

Wake up everyone. Not everything is a conspiracy.

Peace out!

Grand Moff Ker-I mean, JackofBlades

JackofBlades

4. The numerous small explosions are in fact all part of one huge explosion. Numerous (relatively) tiny ports lined the surface of the Death Star in order to vent many things. Aside from the one the Rebels used to destroy the core, there are vents which deposit waste, gases, water, biological waste, trash, etc etc.

If you inspect properly, the explosions should not occur at all, in space theres no air. The official videos even have sound which is improbable. Plus, entire spacestation turn to dust ? Never happen before in history.


Curiouser and curiouser!

I always thought the A-Wing crashing into the Bridge of the SUper star destroyer the pilot mihgt have screamed ( Allah Jedi akbar(admiral Akbar))

What about the FACT that Terrorist leader Princess Leia Organa was detained in the Death Star yet was miraculously rescued by a small infiltration group including known Jedi Obi-Wan "Old Ben" Kenobi and two known criminals Han Solo of Correllia and Chewbacca of Kashyyk?

How would it even be possible for such a group to infiltrate the Death Star and escape unscathed with such a high-profile prisoner?

What about the unwarranted destruction of Alderaan a few days before?

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Thank you for reminding us that conspiracy theories can sometimes go a bit too far. Very enjoyable analysis

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Luke skywalker was a double agent for the darkside. He actually helped drafted the plans for the Death Star.
He was humping princess Leah just for sweet tush.

I remember seeing this video on the holonet a while back, about some guy who basically *prooves* that the X-wings were actually holograms. Or missiles. Or both.

Ismail
I remember seeing this video on the holonet a while back, about some guy who basically *prooves* that the X-wings were actually holograms. Or missiles. Or both.

You are a paid shills arent you ? Trying to lure us away from the fact. Its obvious from your long post trying to change what we know. The made up truth must be known, its was the Emperor plan all along.

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Did you know that "rebel alliance" was actually the name of an imperial database frow way back in the day when they were financing jedi training camps on Dantooine ?

There is actually no such thing as the "rebel alliance".

Ismail
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Did you know that "rebel alliance" was actually the name of an imperial database frow way back in the day when they were financing jedi training camps on Dantooine ?

There is actually no such thing as the "rebel alliance".

You are totally wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??? (added to give more mojos)

That is what these "truthers" want you to believe, there are never really "financing" happen at all. Its all made up. Rebel alliance EXIST and they have this huge space port in some snowy planet, we already know this before hand, we also know the use our previous X wing (old model).

Anyway, give me records, transaction or whatever was traded to fund these rebels. There you go, none! Theres no "rebel alliance" link to the the Empire at all. The rebels attack is genuine act of terrorism and on their own.

For now our TSA check have to satisfied with under 7 inches only and not equipped with batteries, just to be sure its not a weapon.